I’m 560.
No. 559 is Rasputin. He lasted posted on 11-29-2001.
No. 561 is Cantankerous. He lasted posted on 12-28-2003.
I’m number 125.
124 is MrKnowItAll, who had 1230 posts and disappeared on june 24, 2002.
126 is TomB, who never posted.
My nearest active neighbor is Rilchiam! She’s number 127.
Mine are:
Troll3, with a total of 4 posts, which seems to have been eaten by the hamsters,
and
schimmel, a guest with a total of 26 posts, all of whom seem to have been eaten by the hamsters also.
Wow, both of my neighbors are alive and well, and posted today. They would be Wolfian and Mangetout.
43056 is librarymouse who never posted.
43058 is mistrisstiss who never posted.
One further down is Zjestika, a Charter Member who was on the board today.
I am nestled snugly between Paper Armorous(guest, never posted) and driver818 (also a guest, never posted).
sniffle
Tengu (alive and well) is behind me (get your hand off my ass, please) at 546, and ChiroPB is right after me with a sum total of zero posts.
Apparently, I’m a tough act to follow.
I am preceeded by:
soforreal716 a “registered user” that joined 1/15/03 and never made a post
I am followed by:
Mallorn a “guest” who also joined 1/15/03 and was a one post wonder
gardentraveler, you’re only 7 members after me (and the closest prolific current member).
I’m just amazed by the posts so far stating their immediate neighbors turned out to be practically nothing.
My neightbors have a sum total of one post.
Does that mean the rest of us are the picks of the litter?
No. 33762 here. My neighbors are wavion, a guest with 4 posts, and chris-robin13, a guest with zero posts. Was it something I said?
BryceMan had 2 posts before me
Honey has many many more posts than I do, not to mention a much sweeter name 
Hmmm. I’m number 10917. kanga99 joined right before I did and made a grand total of 7 posts and hasn’t been on the Board since a little over a year ago. MissBHaven joined just after I did and made 385 posts before disappearing exactly one year ago today. That’s a little eerie, that is.
Coming in at 10914 is Bryan Ekers, still posting, and at 10920, Wallflower, who doesn’t post much and hasn’t signed on for a month.
I’m right between a nobody ennaec2 and Thank Ye Sai. Not sure why but he was banned not to shortly after. He only had 33 posts. Musta pissed someone off.
Hey, this is a fun game. I’m Number 8564. My preceding neighbor is x, with no posts to go with his or her almost nonexistent name. Following is Master Control with 2683 posts and a last posting date of May 3, 2006.
Outwit, outplay, outlast, baby. Well, one out of three ain’t bad.
I’ve got Bryan Eckers with 15K posts and D_Odds with 4K posts, who doesn’t cook ferrets. I’ve gotta get going to keep up with the neighbors!
Morgyn, that’d better not be your music!
My neighbors at 420 and 422 are kjb and Dodger.
Both of them have 0 posts, but I believe that they just got eaten in the great Board Storms of Yesteryear because they had filled out their profiles before vanishing into the void.
Neat idea!
My direct neighbors are both drive-by posters, **elaryn ** & ParrotHorn.
My nearest active neighbors are **fierra ** and GaryM.
Before me comes topwater41, with 0 posts.
After me comes the excellently named What do you think, Gorilla? with but two posts.
Closest active poster to me is Foldup Rabbit. I got bored before I found the next active poster who registered after me.
That guy is neighbor to a lot of folks. That was one of the incarnations of one of our more notorious trolls, back in the day, who signed up for a lot of sock accounts.
My own neighbors are chulm and dgerman70, with one post each (both lost to the mists of time). It’s really not surprising that so many of these neighbors posted so little: Last time anyone put together the statistics, the median number of posts for an SDMB member was 1, the mode was 0, and the mean was something in the 30s (mostly dominated by a small proportion of high-activity members). I’m still not sure what would motivate someone to sign up, if e didn’t intend to post at all.