I love toe socks. Ah, how they feel on my feet. But now, some are starting to wear out.
So I navigorate over to the mall. And…
None.
No toe socks. Not in Hot Topic. Not in Burlington Coat Outlet. Not in Target. I go into grrrly stores, but no luck there, either. Nowhere, nowhere, nowhere.
Where have they all gone? Are they being held hostage? Are folks hoarding them? Are scalpers charging $50 per pair?
It’s because of me. I am holding them all hostage. They are all sitting in my bottom drawer in fear of their puny little lives.
Don’t piss me off.
Or I’ll get the scissors.
Too late.
They’re all at Wal-Mart. At least that’s where they were two weeks ago.
I’ve seen tons in wal-mart and k-mart. I honestly can’t bear the thought of trying them- I prefer mittens to gloves, you see, and I’m even pickier about footwear- so you can buy my share. Oh, ebay has a few too http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?cgiurl=http%3A%2F%2Fcgi.ebay.com%2Fws%2F&krd=1&from=R8&MfcISAPICommand=GetResult&ht=1&SortProperty=MetaEndSort&query=toe+socks
Eep! I’d better go get somemore if they are only selling at Walmart! I Luv my Toe Socks! 
one word:
Target.
they always have them.
Ick.
My roommate loves the toe-socks too.
They make my feet itch just thinking about it.