I checked. I didn’t expect to see my name mentioned, because all I ever post are smart-ass remarks, which I don’t think really count as “writing”. I’m glad I did, because Scylla’s post cracked me up.
I didn’t until this thread appeared. Then I did, and I decided I’d have placed better if I hadn’t been so lax the last few months about keeping my movie site updated. I’m just fooling myself, of course.
I vanity search for my name every time I hit the boards - that’s how I keep up on the threads I’m involved in. 
And, of course, I already knew I was the best poster. Naturally. 
Esprix
::hangs head and blushes::
And here I am thinking this thread is about good penmanship:D.
The implication was that the discrepancy was due to my views of the thread. I am now attributing my non-appearance in that thread entirely to whooshes. Oh and cultural differences. Possibly there’s a time zone issue too.
WOO HOO!
I’m in the thread!
Way cool.
And I didn’t even read it, until I read this one.
And I agree with IzzyR entirely, this time!!
Tris
I just have to say it’s pretty clear who can write around this joint, seeing as this thread is still active, while the other thread has dropped outta sight.
Thank you all for confirming what I already knew. Damn, my hats must’ve shrunk agin!
I checked, I admit it. I’ll even admit to checking more than once. Maybe if I trim my sentences down by about half?
By the way, Steve Wright, in my opinion, you’re one of the better writers on this board.
CJ
I already know.
It ain’t friggin’ me. So wha be tha poin’?
Stares blankly at the monitor.
“Wha…?”
“Another one of these?”
“Why am I looking at a giant lizard?”
Drops whiskey bottle and passes out.
Yeah, I looked. I’ll take an ego-stroke where I can find it, and beyond that, I’m midway through my first novel and I’m wondering if I should bother. 
Reading or writing?
I write all my stuff in crayon and the nice poeple here in those awesome long white coats posts them for me.