One of my ex-boyfriend looked like Arnold Schwartzeneger, really convinced himself he was Arnold too.
Another boyfriend looked exactly like Weird Al Yankovich, you’d think I would have known enough to stay away.
My high school sweetheart looked a lot like Andre Agassi, except with short blond hair.
One of my college beaux looked like Mark Wahlberg, complete with abs of steel.
The other college beau had the punked up blonde hair like Billy Idol, but he was incredibly charismatic and very smart.
Girlfriend #2 was a blonde (bleached) Paula Abdul. She (the girlfriend) was a hell of a dancer as well.
Too bad she was such a total psycho.
Over a year after Evil Todd dumped me, a friend and I were watching SNL. One of the skits involved a massive picture of a hideously grinning Chris Kattan on a wall. The more I looked, the more I realized that Evil Todd and Hideously Grinning Chris Kattan looked exactly alike. It was very disturbing.
I once briefly dated a girl who looked like Ellen Degeneres, only many times hotter.
One old girlfriend could look eerily like Alyson Hannigan when she smiled. Ever freakier was the fact that when I was watching “League of Extraordinary Gentlmen”, Peta Wilson’s brunette Mina Harker was a dead ringer (pun intended) for that ex. Made watching the movie pretty depressing (for reasons unrelated to the film :)).
Another girl I dated is a brunette doppelganger for Elisha Cuthbert. Unfortunate for this girl, who is also an actress, Elisha already has the market cornered on that “look”.