Oh, and Sasha Baron Cohen. Guy just annoys me.
Moving thread from IMHO to The BBQ Pit.
-My sister (she has got to be the moodiest, most stuck-up individual I’ve ever come across)
-My next-door neighbors (they have one of those chimeneas, and they keep taking the top off, I don’t know WHAT kind of wood they use, but it smokes something horrid, and it comes right in my window. Ugh, it stinks to high heaven)
-Marian Hossa. The bastard.
I want Goose to punch out. It’s fucked up that he died and Maverick lived. Hell, he had the hotter girl.
God.
All the bloody right wing, holier than thou hypocrites in Congress and the Senate who attempted to destroy Bill Clinton 10 years ago for doing the same damned thing they’re doing now.
Better yet, I’d like to give them all an open-hand slap hard enough to make their knees buckle. A guy can rationalize a punch, and be okay with it, even when it hurts, but a slap across the face lingers much longer than the physical pain, especially when accompanied by an apt word of derision. It’s all about the emasculation, and that’s something you can’t always get with a punch. 
Too late to edit my post above, but I wanted to add that you don’t want to knock them out. First, because having someone’s brain slosh around jarringly enough to cause a loss of consciousness can actually kill them, and who needs that nightmare, and second, because once they’re out it’s done, and your anger may not yet have been slaked.
It’s better, and much more emotionally satisfying, to slap them down and watch them stare up at you, scared spit-less, wondering whether to run, or beg for mercy.
I like the cut of your jib, sir!
Most of these are terribly cliche and obvious. But there’s a long list that needs a serious beatdown.
Tom Cruise for his scientology nonsense.
Go ahead and get the rest of the scientology celebrities while I’m in town.
Phred Phelps and everyone picketing with him.
The thought of hitting a woman is abhorrent so I’ll have to contract out Jenny McCarthy and her anti-vaccination noise.
I’m going to need some gloves.
I wouldn’t for real, but
anyone who thinks Mumia should be freed
the person who took the photo of Michael Phelps to the media
Al Sharpton
anyone who thinks Mao wasn’t really a bad guy at all
anyone who thinks ISrael doesn’t deserve their land
Actually, it should be “Out whom do you want to punch?”
No one, because there would be no real satisfaction in it.
And this whole concept escapes me. Hurting people who annoy me or piss me off doesn’t change anything. I don’t want to hurt the people who hurt me or make me angry, I want them to stop. I want them to be genuinely regretful not because it led to them being pounded on, but because they have seen the error. The most that pounding on them can ever accomplish is getting them to falsely say or do what they think I want, and that’s not satisfying either.
Dammit !
Fedor Emelianenko. If the magic holds up, Anderson Silva and Georges St. Pierre. Ideally, all three at once in some sort of freaky MMA 3 on 1 handicap match. Properly managed, that’d be a nice little earner.
On a personal level, I’ve come to realize that punching out everyone I want to punch out would be a full time endeavor and I should probably stop thinking like that. Some days it even works.
If I wasn’t restricted to reality, then I’d punch out Lobo, Raven from Snow Crash, and The Saint of Killers. And John Constantine. Guy just bugs me.
Good answer!
I’m a woman, so I’ll hit her for you. The thought of my kid going to school with the kid of some moron who fell for Ms. McCarthy’s nonsense and didn’t get their vaccinations is frightening.
And while I’m at it, I’ll take a swing at Oprah Winfrey for giving Jenny McCarthy a platform to spread her nonsense (more than once). Any loose hundred dollars bills that fall out of her pockets when she hits the ground are mine.
And add Lady Gaga to my list. I think she might actually believe that she is a Very Important Artist. She’s not.
Ann Coulter.
Well, it’s a good thing you wouldn’t really, because there are well over a billion of 'em. Also, for most of 'em it’s not their fault, they’ve been taught from birth that he was a GREAT guy.
Me… I’d hit Warren Buffet. He knows what he did.
Mark Levin
Robert Gibbs
The shamwow guy
Ina Garten
Rod Blagojevich
Pat Quinn (after thinking about it, I believe every illinois politician ought to step right up)
Sean Hannity
and just for good measure
Madonna
Spencer Pratt, and really, any faux celebrities.