If a punch-out is too violent for anyone, you could just give them a Gibbs-slap upside the head.
I’d love to hear why you would want to punch the Saint of Killers because I thought he gave God his comeuppance.
I would like to punch every single California politician that is currently serving or who has served in the last 10 years for the mess we’re in.
It’s not a matter of having a problem with the individual. As an analogy, would you rather be able to say you climbed Everest or the flight of three stairs leading into your friend’s apartment building?
Ooooh good point.
Glenn Beck
But I would probably stop myself because his hair reminds me of the hair some cows have right on top of there heads. I love cows.
I want to punch out Billy Mays and then God Rest his Soul again
What’s with this guy? He’s dead and he’s still screaming at me from my television?
And no punch out but maybe a little pop on the nose to Stoid 
Just a little one, just to get your attention, just to be annoying, no damage, no big pain, just a little sting
The Blue Cross bueaucrat who denied coverage for my wifes’s stem cell transplant. Punch, Punch, Punch, Stab, Shoot, KA-BOOM!!
Sarah Silverman.
Thank you! That made my night.
Get in line! Also, that “You Are What You Eat” woman from BBC. And all the various and sundry Super 911ing Nannies. Sasha Baron Cohen is on my list too. Also all the C Streeters in Congress. Hypocritical SOBs.
The vast majority of Free Republic regulars.
And you felt the need to post this in here because…? :dubious:
Hey man.
No.
Gandhi, he pack a gun.
Neal Boortz, drives me up a freaking wall.
Sarah Bernhart.
I’m not sure I get it*, but I’d probably rather say I climbed the flight of three stairs leading into my friend’s apartment building.
Frankly, I don’t think there’s anything at the summit of Mount Everest that I really need that badly to make it worth my trouble. My friend could at least give me a beer.
*ETA: In fact, let’s just say I’m positively certain that I DON’T get it.
I normally don’t address thread dung, because…well because who wants to address shit? But this time, Imma go ahead and post my mind.
Why would you post that? Do you honest to goodness think the posters in this thread are deadly serious? Why are you trying to suck the fun out of a joke?
You say, “I want them to be genuinely regretful…because they have seen the error”. Did you read the OP? Do you think it would be useful for the OP to desire that Angela Lansbury regret her curled upper lip? It is a joke. So, my honest question is why are you attempting to suck the levity out of a hilarious thread? Funny threads are my friend.
Well, sure, if there’s beer involved…
my monster-in-law
my father-in-law
my sister-in-law
That’s enough family hate.
Hillary Clinton
Raum Emanual
Dick Cheney
Oprah