Who Do You Want To Punch Out?

[Equipoise]

@Clothahump

Liberals, for electing Obama.

But liberals didn’t elect Obama. The numbers wouldn’t have been enough. It was all the Independents and Republicans who, among other reasons, couldn’t stand the thought of Sarah Palin being so close to the presidency, who elected Obama. Go punch them.

As far as whom would I like to punch out? Clothahump. And Glen Beck. And every single one of the Birther fools. All the 911 “Truthers” too. John Travolta, Tom Cruise and especially Kirstie fucking Ally. Mimi Rogers for turning Tom Cruise into a cult dupe. Certain execs from the former Samson Music. Paris Hilton. Members of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences’ Costume branch for not nominating Eiko Ishioka for an Oscar for The Fall. My asshole bitch 4th grade teacher.

I’m sure there’s more.

[EvilTOJ]

Tony Danza. God I hate that fucker. He’s my Celebrity Nemesis.

[TastesLikeBurning]

@Onomatopoeia

Too late to edit my post above, but I wanted to add that you don’t want to knock them out. First, because having someone’s brain slosh around jarringly enough to cause a loss of consciousness can actually kill them, and who needs that nightmare, and second, because once they’re out it’s done, and your anger may not yet have been slaked.

It’s better, and much more emotionally satisfying, to slap them down and watch them stare up at you, scared spit-less, wondering whether to run, or beg for mercy.

Then you will most likely enjoy this!

[amanset]

I could swear I posted “Absolutely anyone that voted for Bush” in this thread yesterday.

Did it get deleted?

[uglybeech]

Recent people I’ve wanted to punch:
Charlie Rose.
The Comcast Tech Support Douche.
Oprah too.

[Abby_Emma_Sasha]

I’d like to punch the Emmy Nomination Committee for once again overlooking Josh Holloway.
Bastards!

[audit1]

Nancy Grace

[Abby_Emma_Sasha]

@audit1

Nancy Grace

audit1 wins the thread.

[Cicero]

Kevin Rudd
Paris Hilton
Wayne Swine

[SteveG1]

@Argent_Towers

Mike Tyson. Just so I could say I did it.

Damn! If you got away with it, that would be some serious Bragging Rights.

[yellowval]

Sarah Palin
Ann Coulter
Rush Limbaugh
Dick Cheney
Bono
Chris Brown
All of the members of Nickelback
Toby Keith
Terrell Owens
Keyshawn Johnson
Brett Favre
John Madden
Spencer & Heidi
Sean Penn

I think I could go on all day …

[jali]

Rand Rover. (and his evil henchman-sidekick, can’t think of his name, you know: his patsy)
The Evil Empires (Bush 1.0 and 2.0)
Fox News
The snarky voice guy on TMZ
My first husband: L. T. R. E.
eta:

John Madden, “what the quarterback needs to do is to throw the ball”.

[Enderw24]

Mike Tyson.

I found the key!

[ElvisL1ves]

DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince beat you to it.

[Thudlow_Boink]

@buttonjockey308

(after thinking about it, I believe every illinois politician ought to step right up)

Yeah, lets just go with this. A boot to the head for each of them.

People who put unskippable stuff on DVDs.
Spammers and phone solicitors.

[dwc1970]

@Thudlow_Boink

Yeah, lets just go with this. A boot to the head for each of them.

People who put unskippable stuff on DVDs.
Spammers and phone solicitors.

(continuing)

Religious peddlers knocking at my door
Unwanted visitors.

BOOT TO THE HEAD! (yeah, yeah)
BOOT TO THE HEAD! (yeah, yeah)…

[Shecky]

I’d fight Gandhi.

[rockle]

My sister and her troglodyte fiancé
My mother-in-law
My idiot adoption caseworker
My cousin with the six kids and the felon husband
My high school chemistry teacher
Phil Mickelson

[Cumberdale]

Sylvia Browne
Jon Edward
James Van Pragh (don’t care enough to check spelling)
Peddlers of holistic and homeopathic “medicine”
Jenny McCarthy
Oprah
The Pope (origianally spelled as The Poop. Same thing)
Bill Donohue
Ben Stein
James Dobson
Pat Robertson

[cwthree]

@jali

Rand Rover. (and his evil henchman-sidekick, can’t think of his name, you know: his patsy)

Were you thinking of magellan01? If so, get in line.