Well, all I can say is that it sounded like a good idea at the time. I’ve been dating… let’s call him David… for almost two months, but for one reason or another, things never quite got all the way to-- ahem-- “that next level.” I already had Carmen Electra’s “How to Do a Chair Dance For Your Man” DVD. So I practiced it and put on this lingerie I had, and when David came over on Sunday night, I told him to close his eyes, and that he couldn’t open them until I said he could. I led him to the computer room (the only that had enough space for this) and put on some 60’s soul or other, and told him he could open his eyes now, and, well, did the chair dance. I think it went well, and the initial response from David seemed promising.
At first, it seemed like everything was going great, but let’s just say that when push came to shove, it didn’t exactly work out because… can y’all just use your imaginations here? Something ended up not rising to the occasion after a few minutes.
For about a day, I felt like I’d made a total fool out of myself, prancing around to “I Need Your Lovin’” in black lingerie with a chair. I felt like I’d NEVER try anything like that again-- just really humiliated. That’s the LAST time I ever take advice from Carmen Electra. By now, I really don’t think I did anything wrong. But what I’m wondering is, who else has tried doing this for an SO? What was his reaction? Has anybody ever had this happen?