Who else tried a chair dance?

I tried that once (well, not with David). Cost $275 and frankly didn’t do all that much for me.

Update: This all had a happy ending. That’s all I’m going to say. :slight_smile: Happy happy joy joy.

trying to figure out what the nuke from orbit method/position would look like

Anise, glad that everything came out all right in the end.

Or wherever.

A happy ending is indeed a happy ending.

To quote some Genesis -

*I’m counting out time, hoping it goes like I planned it,
'cos I understand it. Look! I’ve found the hotspots, Figs 1-9.

  • still counting out time, got my finger on the button,
    “Don’t say nuttin - just lie there still
    And I’ll get you turned on just fine.”

. . .

I’m counting out time, reaction none to happy,
Please don’t slap me,
I’m a red blooded male and the book said I could not fail.
I’m counting out time, I got unexpected distress from my mistress,
I’ll get my money back from the bookstore right away.*