Only if he doesn’t do the proper paperwork.
I will kill those preverts who give a shit in my mouth every second day.
FTR, don’t give a shit about anything except making it to the next month doing what I like – and then, the whole thing about paying for (and being eligible for) some rad health insurance, seeing if my nephew survives his next valve implant, fucking some awesome chicks whom I don’t hate, and saving enough bread to make sure I’m not playing harmonica in the street (or, jesus-cross myself, a guitar) when I’m 60 and dying of treatable cancer.
This thread should be combined with one of the dieting weight loss threads, as an effective appetite suppressant.
Why do you hate harmonicae?
Now wait, what about the incident when I was working at the press clipping place and I’d cut a lot of clips and the boss came along saying “Give me your shit!”
And I lost my job because I took it literally, and try explaining that to the DOL.
In the end, the person with the most shit wins.
(What about flying shit? Especially if there are donuts involved …)
I’ve never really given a shit, but I have taken a shit.
In the past, I did give a flying fuck, but that was when I was younger, thinner and airplane bathrooms were bigger.
That’s a good thing; imagine if you never have.
Folks have been known to get hit by frozen green chunk of shit falling off airliners… technically it was “flying shit” before it got detached from the plane and fell, which then is “falling shit”.
We all know that shit happens, shit rolls downhill, and that shit sticks to rabbit fur. But does shit happen to stick to a rabbit that’s rolling downhill?
Either way that’s wabbit dingleberry.
That is some funny shit!
Who gives a shit? SuperKapowzler (sp) does.
And shit.
I don’t – it’s much better playing harp than stuck behind a guitar. All those hobos have mange-ridden dogs and smell like patchouli.
(People from the music threads know I’m kidding – I love guitar. But good guitar, not that hobo kind).
:eek: I don’t use a sig but I am so, SO tempted. 
In Soviet Russia, shit gives you!
Aw, I came into this thread expecting to see something about dropping kids off at the pool, am really disappointed in you, Autolycus. 
I’ve got two little shits of my own, but I’m not ready to give them away.
The most unforgettable Christmas gift I ever received was “A gift from Rudolph”. My uncle paid good hard cash to ship dried reindeer dung 6000 miles.