I find that every time I care about a complex topic, it helps immensely to ponder it on the toilet.
Thus I have developed a “give a shit, take a shit” policy.
Haha…
George Carlin: “I don’t take no shit and I don’t give a shit. If I gave a shit, then I would have to pack shit, but I don’t pack no shit, so I don’t give a shit!”
It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot."
— George Carlin
Who gives a shit?
Just wanted to add that this thread title is the greatest ever for squelching the previous thread title. Right now, for example, it’s sitting right underneath “Scuba Ben Gets Married!”–the juxtaposition is very funny, and it works with almost anything.
Earlier, I spotted it underneath “Evidence of a historical Jesus Christ” and before that “Why Can’t We fly?”
Works with almost anything, really.
I hope this doesn’t replace the “give a penny, take a penny” policy at the Circle K.
Just another example of “Shit About Which I Will Not Give”.
(TMI )
I give a shit - right now for instance. Thanks to the miracle of mobile internet devices. And fiber.
Hadn’t thought of that. Off to sequential threads.
Hey! I have some shit to give! Wait a sec, it’s over here on the top shelf…just a sec…
Huh. Whaddaya know. It’s actually shinola. Never noticed that before.
I already gave a shit at the office.
I have not yet decided whether or not to give a shit - but i do have a box of crap I will take to Goodwill or someplace.
If it’s really GREAT shit, I’ll take some.
Gotta be really really great tho.
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You don’t give a shit.
You don’t even take a shit.
You leave a shit.
One of my favorite sayings, that I’ve always wanted on a bumper sticker:
“I don’t take shit; I don’t give shit; I am not in the shit business.”
“There’s so much horseshit here that there has to be a pony around somewhere!”
Oh, and shit does flow uphill - if there’s enough pressure.