Wha…? No mention of Halle Berry? It’s been years since I saw her topless in Swordfish (I think), but I was literally stunned by the utterly gorgeous breasts suddenly on display. Haven’t seen better since.
Women have breasts of all shapes and sizes, it’s hard to say what’s perfect and what’s not. So I’ll nominate Playboy Playmate Ellen Michaels, who has peculiarly triangular and pointy breasts. Never seen anything quite like em in modern times. Early implants or what? I dunno.
SOOO NSFW
Ellen Micheals naked. Check out the pics where she is sitting in profile with her hands on either side of her bust, and where she is apparently petting a houseplant.
Pornstar Gianna. The perfect mix, some real sag, jiggle, and fullness ala Christy Canyon yet with that Jamie Lee Curtis trading places mass and upturned nipple shelf -perkieness.
I’ve tried to consider why fake breasts are so repellant to me…and I think it comes down to unnatural proportions. That Golden Ratio, I jus t have always been able to tell that they are fake, there is no sliding one past me, they just have an artificial or plastic, if you will, look asnd unnaturalness. they are quite superlatively, scarred, unnatural, and attenuated unnatractive.
Does it have to be a celebrity? Because in college I dated the greatest bust I’ve ever seen. The gold standard of boobage by which I judge all others and find them wanting. Research continues though.