Well, some people see the vagina as half empty, some see it as half full.
People with small penises?
My longest stretch, by the way, was 21 years too. From age birth to 21.
Saw this thread at the perfect time…
last time: less than an hour ago
longest stretch without heterosexual sex: little over 2 years
longest stretch without any sex: probably around 6 months, although I don’t keep track…
Six year in August and I am totally tired of being alone. Problem is that I will not settle for less so to speak. I want a relationship to go along with it!
Tiredofbeingalone, I don’t blame you! Welcome to the Straight Dope!
Why don’t you give some of our dating and relationship threads a try for tips, ideas, commiseration and support.
The great ongoing online dating thread
Picky while dating/finding a SO
This thread is sort of old; we call them “zombies.” Why don’t you try one of these other threads for some current discussion.
Good luck!
Ellen Cherry
MPSIMS Moderator
Ellen Cherry, what a great welcome! That was very kind.
As for myself, my longest post-virginity dry spell has been 14 years. Then I met someone and, incredibly, hit it off… but that was going on two years ago.
I am not the kind of person who gets many such chances.
I’m at 14 years 11 months. Man, I havent had sex since the LAST CENTURY! :eek:
Since this is lurching along again…
well it depends on how you define sex. I seem to have a stricter definition than some, so either almost thirty years or about eight months.
It’s been since early 2004. Soooo…7 years?
Nowhere close to winning either title (though I realize it’s a zombie) but the last time was about a week ago.
Damnit! I hate getting suckered into zombie threads. Grrrrrr
:checks clock: Er, about a couple of hours…
As someone who posted in this thread the first time around, I would just like to say WOOHOO!
Longest ever once I finally had sex? 'Bout 3 months.
Last time was Sunday I think.
Worse still, you haven’t had sex since the last millennium.
As of yesterday, about 21 years. As of now, about 7 hours.
Ahhhh. 
About 14 months, I think? Also about how long it was the first time I answered.
Well, damn. If I had started wasting time on the Dope right when I got to work this morning I could have had a respectable time.
ETA - aaargh, suckered into another zombie thread! (And stealth bragging in it to boot.)
I’m quite happy to report that this extended dry spell came to an end earlier this year.
Current answer: been about 4 hours now… 