Who Has The Best Butt You Have Seen?

What, no love for Lada Gaga? Cite Cite

My Mig has the most awesome butt in the world, of that I am sure.
It starts with his back all tan and muscular with this slight curve into what the kids call an “apple bottom”.

Our daughter was BORN with the very same shape. I will have to beat the boys off the porch with a baseball bat in about ten years.

Wouldn’t say it’s the greatest, but some people thought so. Agnetha of ABBA

Really? That looks relatively flat to me. Certainly not bad, but compared to other entries in the thread (Vida Guerra was going to be my suggestion ,but someone beat me to it) it’s not that great.

People, please. The answer here is Keyra Augustina. I’m pretty flippin’ straight, and she’s the only woman whose ass has ever made me go :eek:!

It may not be as big as some but it’s shapely. Definitely not flat.

I’ll have to second that no on Miranda, there was no butt there to speak off. Kim Kardashian around the time of her sex tape was probably the best.

Agreed!

Vida’s butt looks nice in photos but it’s not toned at all.
Miranda Kerr = what butt?

What about that reporter that was recently in the news? Her butt looks great in those jeans. I’m not surprised she was harassed.

Jennifer Love Hewitt deserves honorable mention.
(…ok, so we could be discussing Tolstoy & I’d still think she deserves honorable mention. :wink: )

You’re lying! You’re lying!..What makes you lie???

I won’t be in my bunk.

One of the instructors at my gym has the best female butt I (a straight female) has ever seen. Why, yes, I think I *will *take this spot in the front of the class, thank you.

Seriously. Like a peach.

I should like to nominate Tina Rigdon. And so I shall. NSFW though it’s just a butt in a thong.

Stacy Keibler is way up there on my list. Gorgeous all over, with an ass to die for.

http://www.nolimit-personaltraining.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/stacy_keibler_stuff011.jpg
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Mario Lopez would be on the short list as well. (Nude shower scene.)

There seems to be a lot of love for big butts here, and a few of medium sized. Anything else is probably not considered part of the competition, which is interesting because my preference is for tight firm fit buttocks such as these.

I used to know a couple of models when I worked for abbywinters that fit that bill. I enjoyed those shoot days very much.

If anyone mentions Serena Williams in this thread they are very sick indeed.

I wouldn’t call most of the butts mentioned in this thread ‘big’. Just ‘existant’.

In the pic you posted there is no protrusion of the glutes. Each to their own (and I’ve seen many a sexy flat-assed girl in my day), but most people’s idea of an admirable ass isn’t when the back of the legs run straight into the small of the back.

Hence my mention of a Levi’s butt. :slight_smile:

Granted, I’m a girl-type, so liking a flat little butt isn’t as unusual, but we’re still in the minority.

What the heck, I’ll throw Yelena Isinbayeva into the mix.

I agree with you on the tight firm buttock issue. However, if you’re the guy who was blurring out the women’s feet in every shot, you are an unspeakable sadist, and I hope for your sake that we never meet in a dark alley.

:smiley: ahem Going back on topic…The best ass I ever saw on a woman was in 1986 and was a priceless example of this lean, hard, ripe-peachy variety. The girl and I went to college together. I don’t know if she’s still got dat ass (last I heard she was helping run the European division of a major office supply house) and there are no pictures anywhere.