Who hasn't posted in a Sequential Thread?

In MPSIMS:

Singles site messages that say "Please read my profile and…"

Wow, online dating actually works!

**Six children
Wow, online dating actually works!
They took her away on a stretcher, kicking and screaming,… **

Ask the nude beach enthusiast
What is the coldest weather you’ve ever been in?

:eek:

**My Puppy Won’t Stop Biting Me
How worried should we be? **

On CNN’s front page:
**Bluetooth helps wounded vet walk
Really? You can do that with baking soda **

**That’s One Way to Try and Put the Spark Back in Your Marriage
Real ‘Crayon up the nose’ type story. **

**White Elephant Gifts
What Might Have Been: Apollo’s Giant Helicopter **

Yeah. Like I really need one of those anyway! :rolleyes:

Here in MPSIMS:

**My Puppy Won’t Stop Biting Me

Is This Canine Greed? **

Could be.

** Mom, you worry too much.

They took her away on a stretcher, kicking and screaming,…
**

What Moment Do You Want to Relive?
I just had a horrible experience at the dentists

**They took her away on a stretcher, kicking and screaming,…

I just had a horrible experience at the dentists
**

**Why has Marvel Comics gotten so shitty and DC so much better?
Spider solitaire **

Yeah, Bat-Solitaire and Super-Pinochle are totally cooler.

**I just had a horrible experience at the dentists
Where’s the glory, where the victory? **

Maybe you should think of it as a collaborative effort rather than a contest…

** Nobody goes there anymore

Does anyone care about Yahoo! anymore?

**

** Um…oh…oh honey. [Considering Plastic Surgery?]

Let’s get creative!

**

How about some really BIG ears? Or a “Michael Jackson” nose?

**Need travel advice quick!
Nobody goes there anymore **

Hypno-Toad beat me to the last one, so here’s a threefer:

**BME Pain Olympics

Um…oh…oh honey. [Considering Plastic Surgery?]

Cool trick with dry ice
**

** What inanimate object do you support for president?

Does it normally take 3 years + 364 days to elect a U.S. President?
**

It helps if you’re an Inanimate Object.

**Cool trick with dry ice

Temperature drop
**

Duh!

**Subtle signs that you’re getting older
Volunteering to Work the Polls **

You have 10 minutes left to live. . .
When was the last time you were “too excited to sleep”?