In MPSIMS:
Singles site messages that say "Please read my profile and…"
Wow, online dating actually works!
In MPSIMS:
Singles site messages that say "Please read my profile and…"
Wow, online dating actually works!
**Six children
Wow, online dating actually works!
They took her away on a stretcher, kicking and screaming,… **
Ask the nude beach enthusiast
What is the coldest weather you’ve ever been in?
:eek:
**My Puppy Won’t Stop Biting Me
How worried should we be? **
On CNN’s front page:
**Bluetooth helps wounded vet walk
Really? You can do that with baking soda **
**That’s One Way to Try and Put the Spark Back in Your Marriage
Real ‘Crayon up the nose’ type story. **
**White Elephant Gifts
What Might Have Been: Apollo’s Giant Helicopter **
Yeah. Like I really need one of those anyway! :rolleyes:
Here in MPSIMS:
**My Puppy Won’t Stop Biting Me
Is This Canine Greed? **
Could be.
** Mom, you worry too much.
They took her away on a stretcher, kicking and screaming,…
**
What Moment Do You Want to Relive?
I just had a horrible experience at the dentists
**They took her away on a stretcher, kicking and screaming,…
I just had a horrible experience at the dentists
**
**Why has Marvel Comics gotten so shitty and DC so much better?
Spider solitaire **
Yeah, Bat-Solitaire and Super-Pinochle are totally cooler.
**I just had a horrible experience at the dentists
Where’s the glory, where the victory? **
Maybe you should think of it as a collaborative effort rather than a contest…
** Nobody goes there anymore
Does anyone care about Yahoo! anymore?
**
** Um…oh…oh honey. [Considering Plastic Surgery?]
Let’s get creative!
**
How about some really BIG ears? Or a “Michael Jackson” nose?
**Need travel advice quick!
Nobody goes there anymore **
Hypno-Toad beat me to the last one, so here’s a threefer:
**BME Pain Olympics
Um…oh…oh honey. [Considering Plastic Surgery?]
Cool trick with dry ice
**
** What inanimate object do you support for president?
Does it normally take 3 years + 364 days to elect a U.S. President?
**
It helps if you’re an Inanimate Object.
**Cool trick with dry ice
Temperature drop
**
Duh!
**Subtle signs that you’re getting older
Volunteering to Work the Polls **
You have 10 minutes left to live. . .
When was the last time you were “too excited to sleep”?