**Yo ho! I’m back.
Nobody goes there anymore
**
**You have 10 minutes left to live. . .
Let’s get creative! **
Better be good. You only get one chance…
** Wow, online dating actually works!
Most Obvious Phishing Attempt Ever!!
**
**Former McDonald’s Employees - What are you doing now?
No, you’re not writing haikus**
**Is this place full of Gay men?
I’m new here
**
Please note that these were both started by the same person.
I have a threefer from New Posts!
** I’m new here
Is this place full of Gay men?
Anal Fisting **And note that the third entry, as well, is by the same person.
I see a trend here…
**What’re the worst and best celebrity headlines you can possibly imagine?
Brokeback Mountain - The Story of Two Jerks
**
**Cal ** - you’re right. I just noticed it’s the same poster…
**You have 10 minutes left to live. . .
My dog managed not to die
**
Find out what the dog did!
**Plane on a treadmill
Physicists Phreak Out. Pioneer Probes SLOWING DOWN! Newslink
**
Pioneer is on a treadmill!
**So what have I missed?
Where in the world did THAT come from? **
Two things not to say to the policeman who clocked you doing 80 on I-5.
**Plane on a treadmill
What inanimate object do you support for president? **
Plane on a treadmill for president!
** Describe it in three words
No, you’re not writing haikus **
Quick! Someone come up with a three work Haiku
**Ladies: How would you react if one of your friends offered to pay to see you naked?
Calling all Wives! Opinions requested! **
**Have you ever killed someone?
Someone murders your spouse or child. Can you imagine yourself NOT taking vengeance? **
**Attention: Cat Folk
Ya’ll are invading my dreams! **
**Would you rather…
Do something crazy. **
**I’m getting married tomorrow!
And my taxes are DONE! **
Excellent! Clean sheet, start as you mean to go on. 
**Anybody know a Lolita?
Do you have good taste? **
What, do you want me to fix you up on a date?
**What inanimate object do you support for president?
Bacon Weave! **
Mmmmm, bacon!
D’oh! Late realizations.
I’m getting married tomorrow!
How’d that sneak up on me?