Ah, yes. The well-known and much beloved rubber duckie. I was in one of those bath and home type super stores, Men’s Hell I think it was called, and found myself surrounded by these rubber duckie products. They were everywhere. I find them quite creepy in an evil-clown kinda way. Just what sick bastard designed them? Does he get royalties? Is he thinking up other creepy stuff? Will they ever stop haunting me?