Who is the cutest SDMB poster on the People pages?

Ah, physical attractiveness. We all disparage its shallowness, yet we all secretly love it.

I don’t think there will ever be any way to remove physical attraction from the human psyche. It’s probably hard-wired into our brains. How would people meet each other in the first place?

The only people I’ve ever met who totally denied the validity of physical attraction were members of the Revolutionary Communist Party. With them, you couldn’t even compliment someone, because that’s “judging people by their looks.” They didn’t think physical attraction had any proper role at all in human relations.

As long as we’re saying who’s beautiful without seeing their picture…I nominate Guinastasia.

What I was trying to get at was not that I sneer at the concept of evaluating the attractiveness of others, or that I am not concerned about my own–after all, I made certain to send in a particularly good pic of myself. It’s just that the group of people we have here tend to judge others by more than that, and that our standards as a group are more inclusive than society’s in general. Which is a good thing, because we have a lot of folks here who you might not see in the pages of Cosmo or GQ but who are nevertheless very attractive people. And while I may be attractive to some people, and I enjoy that very much, how I behave is far more important than how I look in determining my opinion of myself.

Techchick68 is attractive too.

Well, all the Bay Area Dopers I’ve met in person are gorgeous specimens. As far as posters I’ve never met, I think Tatertot’s very attractive. Unfortunately, they haven’t put up the pictures of me that I sent in yet, which is causing me to question my own attractiveness. Come on, Shayna, they weren’t that bad, were they?

I’m not gay, but I’m secure enough with my sexuality to say that handy is a good looking guy.

As for a girl…hypergirl is really hot. Wait a second…you’re legal, aren’t you hypergirl? :smiley:

Wow! I got mentioned! In the very first post! :smiley: Thanks so much!

As for me, well, there are so many people pictured there, I can’t begin to choose. My list would be pretty long though.

Michi

First, well said, Ender :wink:

Next, the wimmins: too too many, it’d basically be a listing of who’s there, so in the Doper without a picture, but I think must be stunning, I’m saying chique.

The men: I’m sure there are some awfully handsome fellas here, but, well, I don’t recall of hand and it’s late so I’m not going a-searching.

Nen and dpr, easy. I’ll take 'em together or seperately.

Of course, there are one or two that AREN’T on the PP that I’m a little wonky over, too…

Gotta vote for Cyndar. And Valerieblaise takes a nice picture, too – plus, since she signed out of chat I was in one time with a Freedy Johnston quote, she gets extra super-bonus points for musical coolness.

I sent my picture in to shock and strike fear into those that might risk their eyes to look upon it. Does anyone know when I might see it on there?

YEAH, LIKE I’D LIMIT MYSELF TO NAMING ONE!

Oh, it’s so pathetic when straight men beg… but if you insist! {sigh}… :wink:

I’m kidding! Truly, dewt, I’m honored, and you’re quite the handsome man yourself (this from a man mostly into Asian men, so take it as quite the compliment). I’m just awestruck that you mention not a single woman’s name, but mention mine, call me a hottie, and contemplate taking a walk on the wild side. Who wouldn’t be flattered by that? Salut!

I took another spelunk through the People Pages to remind me of all my favorites. Of course you all know I have wild crushes on the likes of matt_mcl, Doobeious, oldscratch, ChrisP One Kenobe, Kilgore Trout, Monster104, Imthecowgodmoo (but not because of the picture he has posted, his previous one) SkySlash, pldennison, talkinsquirrel, and xekul. And I’d have a crush on DRY, but he hasn’t graced the Pages with his visage yet. And I do believe should I ever switch teams that Falcon has dibs… :wink: (Although monster could give you a run for your money, babe, if for no other reason she produces the most adorable offspring!) I will also admit lusting after ricepad’s shirt. :smiley:

Esprix

:: blushing ::

Wull, thanks there Esprix.

I mention not a single woman’s name cause I got me a babe so beautiful that there’s no point in looking at other women. :smiley:

Also, I’ve already been over to the wild side. :evil grin: You can consider it quite the compliment that you’ve brought the experiences back to memory. :smiley: I think there’s a thread in here…

I haven’t looked at every single one of those snaps, but I have to put my vote in for:

thinksnow Piece of advice, ladies: Never date a Marine. You will swoon for any high-and-tight haircut you see for the rest of your life. Well, on the cute guys, anyway. I am biased because he was my secret santa, but the guy’s a looker in my book. Hummuna hummuna!

ricepad Also sheer personal bias on my part. I’ve loved the man for years, so when I look at that face I think of every funny thing he’s said and my heart goes pitty pat. Sigh. Plus the t-shirt cracks me up.

Hamadryad is HOT. Made more hot by the fact that going to bed with her is in the realm of possibility!

Sue Dunhym Given her cool name and personality and posts, I’d probably be inclined to think she was good-lookin’ even if she wasn’t. She is, though.

I hate these threads, why am I participating? That’s my excuse for leaving without properly acknowledging all the lookers on the boards.

I knew if I waited long enough, Esprix would show up & point out the handsome Asian (et al.) men, although I did manage to find a few more.

**xekul
KKBattousai
SkySlash
Kilgore Trout
chief
seriousart
**

blushes furiously Awww…thanks, sweetie! (And monster and I could share, I’m sure. We’ll work something out. :D)

Hrm. Who to pick, who to pick…

Well, we all know I adore Esprix, but there’s also soulsling, seriousart, MaxTorque, Monster104, dpr, Coldfire, and someone I’m forgetting…wait…oh yeah. Tripler :wink:

As for the ladies…Hamadryad rocks. Seriously.

Sue Duhnym is gorgeous. Beautiful eyes, great smile. Gets my vote. Alas, Mrs. RickJay is not a Doper, or else she would beat all comers.

Actually, I vote for some better pictures. For example: SwimmingRiddles has two pics but they’re both dark as hell and it’s hard to see. I could study those pictures for a week and I probably still couldn’t pick her out of a lineup.

As a rule, judging people’s looks based on one or two pictures never works. Ya gotta see them in person.

I have to say, Kilgore Trout, Coldfire and Mr. Cynical will always have a warm place in my …ahem…heart, yeah that’s it.

Montfort also has a cute look that just makes you smile back.

JOHN CORRADO is the most adorable, cuddly, cute, yummy, want-to-take-him-home-and-snuggle-as-well-as-quote him-in-my-sig kind of guy…

sigh…John Corrado…

as for the abundance of beautiful women, well,
there are too many of you.

I’m caught between a rock and a hard place (lol)…

but my vote goes to Drainbead…'cause she is a BABE for whom I would consider joining the unholy lesbian army of the night…

Dylan
[sub] whose pic is NOT on the people pages because a decent photo has yet to be taken this decade.
but you CAN ‘click’ on my useless http://www. link and see a pic…sigh…yuck…[/sub]

There are just so many cute Doperettes…how can a guy choose? It also doesn’t help that I’m at work now, and pages are loading real slow, so I can’t go flipping through all those pictures right now.

But if I had to narrow it down to one choice, my vote goes to Mauvaise. Of course, I’m just a little biased :slight_smile:

oh fer crissstsakes…at least I am not a liar…that link really is useless.

just click on the stupid little red-house thingy…

:: muttering about not enuf coffee ::