dewt, when other parts inflate, let me know.
I’m here for you, hon.
Dylan
Do I have to get the hose out for you two ?
Thanks tevya. I’m pretty sure this is my first mention in one of “this kind of thread.”
I’m in two minds–either I’m going to say that every woman on the People Pages is beautiful, or my wife is around.
OK, Kelly I can deal with. Sure, she’s a hippy with flexible morals, but she’s not ugly.
But JOYCE CAROL OATES? I’ll have you know that A.) I do too have frizzy hair, and B.) I don’t look like her.
And I’ve said it before, I refuse to vote for who I think is cute. I might inadvertantly compare someone to…say…JOYCE CAROL OATES. And I wouldn’t want to do that. I think that the New York Metropolitan area is very lucky on multiple counts, and that my email buddy is just as adorable as they are funny. Don’tcha love cryptic posts?
I’m finding a better picture of myself. Shayna, honey, would you mind if I change my picture? I’ll resize it if you tell me what size you want it. I just don’t want to be mistaken for JOYCE CAROL OATES anymore.
And yes, I am that superficial. And touchy.
I think it’s Soulsling!
Oh, and I’ve never seen JOYCE CAROL OATES before, but I have seen Swiddles live and in full color, and she does NOT look like that. More of a modern day Audrey Hepburn - all that class and sophistication rolled up into a foxy girl in cute pants with a tummy piercing.
Lessee…there’s that Medea’s Child chick…hmm…and Welfy…oh yeah, Ruffian and Nymysys…uh…Shayna and Grace (hee hee)…um…Nacho4Sara…
Well, let’s just say my list is pretty extensive…but everyone I would list has already been listed.
Now let’s see…matt_mcl, Doobieous, and Esprix are pretty good lookin’ guys.
I’d just like to thank Nacho4Sara for perhaps the biggest compliment I’ve received since… when was that? Birth?
Yeah, that’s it.
And for the record, I’m a reluctant midwesterner (moved for a job) but I’m a Boston boy at heart.
Including my newest, best friend Nacho4Sara, I too have many a crush here… though I’m mostly too shy to point fingers.
And may I also add that SwimmingRiddles would have to get hit by a truck, hard, head-on, with chained snowtires on a gravel road before she vaguely resembled JOYCE CAROL OATES.
Two words for ya, pal: puh leeze. You, my friend, are Grade A Nummy. So there.
Funny how you picked three queer boys… 
Esprix
Swiddles, I’ve viewed your JOYCE CAROL OATES link, and you don’t look a damn thing like JOYCE CAROL OATES.
(Nacho, you know I’d think you’re the cat’s PJs even if you didn’t mention me. But damn good of you to do so. :))
I shall not post my list of “Hotties of the People Pages”, as I haven’t the time nor the patience to type out that many names.
Oh my, handcuffs. Ehm - are you going to be the good cop or the bad cop ?
S. Norman
Too late.
(that smiley I posted is a link)
I need to put a new picture up because I would like to feature in someone’s steamy daydreams!
Men:Thinksnow–the man is gorgeous; Esprix;Coldfire;Dewt;imthecowgodmoo;DaveW0071;Iampunha; and so many others I ought to name.
Women: Dianeabsolutely stunning beauty; Anthracite–if I were a lesbian, watch out!;Hamadrayd–ditto;Needs2Know–we disagree a lot, but yowzah, she’s a babe!; and really, all the women of the Straight Dope are beautiful, both in body and in spirit.
I will save my personality type lust deal for the next crushes thread.
Note:
If I’ve left you out, it’s cause I don’t KNOW YOU!
So, in alphabetical order…
The Official List Of Boinkability
aenea
as_u_wish
brachyrhynchos
Chris CTP
Cyndar
Eve
Geobabe
Girl Next Door
GolfWidow
Hamadryad
Hypergirl
Idnew
jjjfishe
lilah
little*bit
…continued (damn wrong button clicking me)
Lnix
Mauvaise
mega the roo
monster
Nacho4Sara
Nymysys
Okatym
Persephone
Poysyn
psycat90
Rachelle
Ruffian
Shayna
Sue Duhnym
Swimming Riddles
Valerie Blaise
Wicked Blue
I hope none of you feel dirty now, after I have revealed my view of you.
That plnnr guy is something else. Why, if I weren’t a guy I’d…wait a minute here…
I guess it all depends… how much resistance will I get?