Is it Jean-Paul Putain?
Actually, our very (VERY) powerful army put a despotic, narcissistic, megalomaniac in power last year.
Don’t you read the news?
Bow before the Fearless Canadian Ruler: Gottme A Beaver N’daladiesloveme IV.
Behold our Rocks! And Trees! And Trees! And Rocks! And Water!*
Bow down before our mighty pines, snow, and sleet!
BOW!
(for the record, Jean Chrétien is a puppet of GABN. Oh, and of his wife, too. Aline rules the country, and we all know it.)
*with apologies to theArrogant Worms
Wait, back up. They cloned Jean-Paul Sartre and Henri Petain, and through the wonders of recombinant DNA technology, created a monster to rule Canadia, huh…
Collaboration and Existentialism - An Introductory Text?
Some of the specialized texts are far more interesting:
*Verdun: A figment of the Montreal urban planners’ imagination. *
The President of Canada?
I’ll tell you as soon as I can figure out the identity of the Prime Minister of Mexico, the Chancellor of Australia, and the King of Puerto Rico.
If there were one, I’d vote for the guy who wrote “Emperor of Wyoming”. (Then, I’m not Canadian.)
Some of you got it. Some of you didn’t.
I just heard today that 9 out of 10 Americans can’t find Iraq on a map of the world.
Thought I would try something easier.
This was just a test and not a real geo-political emergency.
What the hell? There is no president of Canada. I am the Imperial Empress, Ginger of the North, and I am currently living in exile to get a better handle on how to quietly infiltrate and take over the United States of America.
Oh, shit.
Never mind.
As the Duke of Toronto, I can neither confirm nor deny what the Empress has said.
Actually i’m the rightful king of canada - i just can’t find any stones with swords in so that i can prove it and claim my throne.
Gingy… you’re talking out loud again.
Keep it up and those “merkins” will know what we’re up to.
shit.
What I heard was that it was about 7 out of 8. About 13% can find Iraq.
The number for Canadians: 11%.
BTW, the leaders of Canada are Generals Jenny and Claire, of course.
…and the government has seized her accounts and property, but she has several millions hidden away that she needs YOU to help sneak out of the great white north, and if you help she’ll reward you with a percentage…
[sub]… but it’s in Candian currency…[/sub]
Me, I’m the Duke of Earl.
Excuse me. I believe the name of the country is, in fact, Canadia. Sheesh, attention to details, people!
I got the joke… at least, I THOUGHT I got the joke. I’d assumed it was a thinly disguised George W. Bush joke.
During the 2000 campaign, didn’t some wiseacre ask him a question about “Canadian President Jean Poutin” (just to see if he knew that Canada doesn’t have a President, and that “Poutin” was a food and not a person)?
Not one of George’s prouder moments.
That would be Rick Mercer, who had a regular segment on the show This Hour Has 22 Minutes called Talking To Americans. Anyone who can pick up CBC can see a full hour of these segments on Friday at 8:00 EST. Other gems include asking people to sign petitons protesting Canadians putting the elderly on ice floes, and the Toronto Polar Bear hunt.
Actually, it’s [url="http://ca.news.yahoo.com/021031/6/pypn.html"Canuckistan.
Once I thought I was King of Spain, now I work at the Skydome…