Who is the President of Canada?

petitons? Is that one o’ them thar frog foods too? Or is this some daggummed variation of poutine?

Snow Snake??? That’s not what you told me you called it! I ain’t stickin it in no snow, neither.

Yeah, I asked for it. Turns out I’m a geography moron. 40%. But then, I have never taken a world geography course, and I don’t tend to keep up on which islands belong to who.

Oh well.

I can’t believe anyone would actually fall for those! Everyone knows that it’s the polar bears that are on the ice floes and that in Toronto we hunt the elderly.