petitons? Is that one o’ them thar frog foods too? Or is this some daggummed variation of poutine?
Snow Snake??? That’s not what you told me you called it! I ain’t stickin it in no snow, neither.
Yeah, I asked for it. Turns out I’m a geography moron. 40%. But then, I have never taken a world geography course, and I don’t tend to keep up on which islands belong to who.
Oh well.
I can’t believe anyone would actually fall for those! Everyone knows that it’s the polar bears that are on the ice floes and that in Toronto we hunt the elderly.