Who Is The Ultimate Lurker?

I just bumped into the profile for Steve Schonwald whose sole post was two and a half years after he registered.

Shit, Ringo, that is going to be tough to beat! LOL Wow.

It has been an entire year since this contest has ended. Surely, the results must have changed somewhat ;).

Oh, and Hi Everyone! I’ve been lurking for a few years now, and haven’t had the time to respond. Ok, that’s a lie…umm…Hi again.

Ah, why not, I’ll bite…

I think I first started lurking here in late 1999, I only registered once the search function became members-only. I now read the boards basically every day. I posted a few times in the Winter of our Missed Content, but I think this will be my next post #1

Anyway, hi!

Then there’s a buddy of mine, whkeith, who has yet to delurk, even though he’s registered. I can’t wait until he turns up in GD!

CJ

Wow, I’m not at the bottom! I have been posting a bit more lately, so my count has been climbing (albeit slowly, but counting!). I definately lurk a lot. I have also been here since AOL.

Another long-time lurker checking in. Knowing me, I’ll probably get the urge to post again sometime in 2004. Hi, y’all!

I also posted a number of times during the Winter of Missed Content, so my post count is on the lowish side.

Hmmm…it certainly appears that I am a likely contender for this tremendous honor. Its been quite difficult abstaining from all the interesting conversation over the last couple of years, but if I manage to win the title of “Ultimate Lurker,” it will have certainly been worth it!

I just have nothing to say

I was doing so well, and then I decided to start posting semi-regularly about a month and a half ago.

I even had someone accuse me of having an online alter-ego in a previous post because of my old date and low count.

I don’t hold a candle to some here, though

I lurk, therefore I yam.

I might be in the bottom 20 or so, maybe.

Shoot! And I thought I had a low post count! How about proposing a category for those of us who are not regular posters but are a step beyond lurking?

Slurkers (a sluring of slacker and lurker)?

Quosters (Quiet posters)?