Who Killed Jon Benet????

Being the victim of adult rage myself, I have racked my
mummified head trying to figure who killed poor Jon Benet. She
was alot older than me and had Famous Parents too. We all
Know that Nazi Bruno Hauptmann, kidnapped me for ransom
and even after getting the $$$ killed me anyway,so now, I just
need to Know who murdered her. I beleive it was one of these
two people:

  1. her brother
  2. O.J. Simpson

O.J. couldn’t have done it. He was too busy cutting up Manatees
this time with a propellor in Florida.

I did it.

A one armed man did it.

It was done with a 1920’s Style Death Ray.

well, somebody was going to say it.

IMHO

Does anyone really in.g care at this point? The cops couldn’t figure it out and they have sooo much evidence againest the parents.

Evidence? I sat down and read (much to my embarrassment) a whole book written by one of the investigators. Didn’t see much evidence, though he was really f’ing fixated on the pineapple in her stomach (why, I have no idea.) The whole thing is a train wreck, and we’re not going to find out unless someone admits it someday.

Wrong forum, cupcake.

Let me throw you to the polls.

Some Puerto Rican guy. Same guy who killed OJ’s ex-wife and Gary Condit’s mistress. In fact, I heard th FBI just put some Puerto Rican guy on the most-wanted list.

Some Puerto Rican guy. Same guy who killed OJ’s ex-wife and Gary Condit’s mistress. In fact, I heard the FBI just put some Puerto Rican guy on the most-wanted list.

I ain’t Polish-I’m Guamish.
Moving this pointless exercise in typing skills to MPSIMS.

Pineapple? WTF?

Yeh, BrandyFine get back in here and explain that “pineapple in her stomach” thing!

Or do we really not want to know? TMI?

Her parents behavior was beyond odd on so many levels. The Ramseys’ refusal to take a polygraph test, and that crap with the fake “ransom note”, and the hiring of separate attorneys, and refusing to give statements to the police for 126 days, makes me think either her pushy, pageant obsessed mother went nuts, or was on something and beat and finally strangled her for wetting the bed, or similarly, her father wents nuts about the bedwetting and strangled her. My money’s on the mother.

Both of them should probably be in jail, but will never see a day of time.

OJ didn’t do it. He was out that night looking for Nicole’s real killer.

Game . . . set . . . match.


Cajun Man ~ SDMB Moderator