I’ll be perfectly honest with you. I could use a good ass kicking.
Ah, yes. The infamous “one legged man at the ass kicking contest.”
He’d no doubt be of some help, although the line could get rather backed up with people waiting for him to serve them.
:: Virtually ass kicking Michael Jackson (twice) ::
:: Virtually ass kicking Martha Stewart ::
:: Virtually ass kicking Martha Burke ::
:: Virtually ass kicking Jack Batty ::
So, Jack. What did you do to deserve yours?
Jorg Haider.
I don’t know. I was channelling “My Uncle Vinny.”
But I’m sure I’ve done something. It probably revolves around turn signals somehow.
OOOOOHHH yeah. Thanks for the reminder.
:: Virtually ass kicking Jorg Haider ::
The Buckeyes of The Ohio State University.
Artie Fumkin, Polymer records.
[hijack]chinaman is generally considered a slur[/hijack], please return to your scheduled ass kicking.
Sorry, wasn’t intended as a slur. It was just short way to say “a person from China.” I picked China because I can’t imagine that english is the native language of anyone there.
We now return to our regularly scheduled ass kicking now in progress.
… kicking Artie Fumkin, Polymer records ::
:: Virtually ass kicking the Buckeyes of The Ohio State University ::
Ahhhh, damn that felt good.
I just verbally kicked some ass. I had a good long talk with the chumps today that kind of heated up towards the end. I as good aas told the head engineer that their products are crappy and then had to hand the phone to a coworker before I started calling people names.
Damn I’m glad I already gave notice. I’d have probably gotten fired for what I did today. But, when ya gotta bitch, ya gotta bitch.
vigorously and virtually kicking ralphthemuppet’s ass for making me look like a total schmuck trying not to die laughing at my desk
Scott Layden & Steve Phillips.
Let me check my DayPlanner.
Let’s see…
I’m getting the shit knocked out of me from 4:00 to 4:30.
They’re going to knock some sense back into me from 4:30 to 4:50.
I guess after they beat the crap back out of me from 4:50 to 5:15
you can kick my ass.
That is, if you’re free.
lieu, I don’t want my foot anywhere near that ass… 
Isn’t the jury still out on if it’s really The Glove’s baby?
If you really want to kick some ass, I nominate all smartmouth spoiled teenagers. And my neighbors who decided that my family doesn’t rake our leaves fast enough (i.e. the same day they do) and mowed our leaves out of our yard this afternoon. Fuckin’ retirees with nothing better to do then mow other people’s leaves without permission.
Marc Bulger and Michael Vick. There is just something about these two that drive me crazy.
Russell Crowe, cause he’s beggin’ for it.
Bill Maher, just because I think it would be incredibly humorus.
Ben Affleck, for being a putz (love my ass! wake up, Dorothy!)
If you would, please kick my boss square in the junk.
“He’s not kicking his ass. He’s doing something to his ass, but he’s not kicking it…”
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