Political commentators and Nation of Islam.
So Ike is either Tucker Carlson, George Will, or Louis Farrakhan.
Take yer pick. 
Lux Fiat- for quoting my favorite Newsradio episode ever in his sig
and I used to have a huge crush on my political science professor especially when he wore bowties-he had this blue polka-dotted one…
::swoon::
GolfWidow, Grace, Medea’s Child, Michi, TroubleAgain.
Can’t forget Diane.
Oh, I’m sorry, you said their sig.
All right, then. Medea’s Child, TroubleAgain, and Porcupine.
Because they mention me.
Uni, you may be a “hottie”, but I think just going by your user name you’d be the last person on anyone’s boinking list (unless there’s another poster in here named “30-second man” that I’ve overlooked).
Hey Uni, real men wear bow ties – which of course they tie themselves. No hook-ons for me (and Uke, I’d wager), thank you very much.
How else can you achieve that “Sinatra-pounding-down-the-Jack-Daniels-after-the-last-set-with-an-opened-bow-tie-around-his-neck” look?
Got a serious collection of 'em too. All hand-tied, thank you very much.
Uniball - try looking at pictures of Abraham Lincoln and then come back and tell us what sort of tie he wore.
Wow, orion, I’m flattered! Don’t worry, though, I didn’t get scared. In fact, being the master observer that I am, I barely even noticed! I’m not sure whom I would like to do based on sig lines, though. Too many great ones around here.
If ya gotta wear a tie, show a little individuality and style and learn how to tie a bow tie.
On the other hand, I think even us bow tie guys prefer bring tieless.
And I definitely agree with stuyguy, how sexy is an untied long tie? Yet an untied bow tie and definitely gives ya extra points on the hot meter. More extra points for those of us who wear braces (never suspenders) instead of a belt. Try it… you’ll like the results.
-Doug
WhoaNelly had a sassy tone.
I’m with Woodstockbirdybird re. Uniball’s moniker - every time I see it, it reminds me of the Rodeo Song from way back when - “Here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand, he’s a one ball man, and it’s off to the rodeeeoooo”
Who cares about name and sig. I want a man who can tie a bow tie 
Robin
The actual marriage may not happen for another year or two, Guinistasia, so you may want to be careful about tempting me.
Hell yeah, that counts too. So that makes three.
My vote goes to Coldfire; I get visions of hot and cold all at the same time and I just shiver with delight!
Uke, I think you’re a hottie too! Will you be my sugar daddy?
Born Dodgy. I just love that name. Dodgy is one of my favorite English euphemisms. She doesn’t post with a sig though, AFAIR.
Plus, I’ve seen pics… she’s super pretty.
I just found another one I like, AWB’s… it isn’t a Calvin and Hobbes sig, but I think it’s cool:
The issue is not whether you are paranoid; the issue is whether you are paranoid enough.
Or Orville Redenbacker (?sp)
So many C+H inspired names. I’m so happy this thread has lasted more than a day also. Doing better than all my other ones.
It’s like my grandpa always said, “Give them what they want. More often than not they’ll want sex.”
That wasn’t my grandpa… wait a sec… Who was that masked man?
I’d boink Bono but not A.A. Milne…oh, wait, I read that wrong.
Seriously, am I to understand that Calvin and Hobbes is a turn-on?
Anyone male with a MPFC-based name. So that would be
Crunchy Frog
Dinsdale
Spiny Norman
Can porcupines and hedgehogs breed, Spiny?
I don’t pay that much attention to sigs.