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How could I forget Welfy?? The name itself is so endearing, and then she twists it and turns it and plays with it in so many ways… Plus she’s just the coolest. 
[sub] “…and plays with it in so many ways…” :blinks: :slaps self: “Stop that!” [/sub]
That’s an interesting idea… boinking a bowtie…
Well, actually you mentioned Welfy. ALL the (straight) guys here lust after Welfy!
StephenG, to come up with a really good sig, I’d need to know more about you (the poster most famous for his sigs, WallyM7, would dole out sigs only after he knew something about the person). But while I’m figuring out what would be a good personalized one for you, we can always try these on for size (so to speak).
The sucking up to the ladies by promising them sexual bliss quote:
“That man that hath a tongue,
I say, is no man,
If with his tongue
he cannot win a woman.”
–The Two Gentleman of Verona, Act 3, Scene i
Or, if you want to take a less courtly and more direct approach, there’s the* infamous blowjob* quote:
“Mistress, know yourself:
down on your knees,
And thank heaven, fasting,
for a good man’s love”
–As You Like It, Act 3, Scene v
Either of these should be followed by the “Welfy wants to boink me” link to this very thread.
Your mileage may vary, but I’d recommend the courtly Two Gentlemen of Verona quote, considering that it’s the fair and nubile Welfy that you might be able to win over.
Good luck!
[sub]I note that Welfy didn’t mention me, grumble, grumble[/sub]
One that strikes me the opposite way is poohpah chalupa.
I hope that translates to something it doesn’t sound like
Let me see…
I would boink…no make that doubly boink
Wyldelf - Fantasy based name, she likes RPing, and from her picture, a sassy fun redhead. I’d probably die of exhaustion, but it would be an enjoyable death.
Medea’s Child - Again, a name that conjures up something magical. I haven’t seen her picture, and have no idea what she things of RPing, but the name is nice. Though I believe that she might be too young for me.
FairyPrincessKitty - A magical name, so if she is old enough, I’d boink her.
[sub]I could make a joke about helping her leave kittenhood behind to become FairyPrincessCatwoman, but am not that cocksure of myself.[/sub] 
Hurm.
Based on Name alone…
well of course Mandelstam. Any woman who can apreciate that poet has my vote.
Wyldelf is also on that list.
But, JJJfishe is alway on the top of all of my lists.
Osip
Well, you and me could get together and experiment…
Thanks, DRY – You da MAN!!
If it’s any consolation, I’m sure Welfy didn’t mention you because it’s just so obvious. And besides, you have at least two threads devoted to you right now … Anyway, thanks again; it’s much appreciated.
And of course I forgot to check the box… Sorry, y’all, for the prolonged hijack.
I’ll have to pass on this one… I’m still up for Calvinball, though
Crap.
I really need to search for my name more often
I almost missed this!! :eek:
[sub]don’t mind me, just inflating my ego [/sub]
Shameless plug: Corvus, I just did the exact same thing ('cept for me, not for you, and from ssskuggiii, not from Welfy), in this thread.
Feel better now?
Yeah.
I mean, heck, what’s a little shameless self promotion between friends?
Lolagranola!
Man, what’s up with EVERYONE ELSE on this thread trying to get with Orion007??!!? I’D never do THAT!
[whisper] Totoro is my neighbor and long time childhood friend! I like Calvin and Hobbes too! Just ask him!! [/whisper]
Well, I’m sure she knows it by now, I have a virtual crush on Welfy… it’s not lust, I just sit back and admire her in every post I can find her in… this goes back to finding out she dug Renfaire, and seeing her pic on her website (the URL for which is lost in time).
Hmmmm… that’s about it really.
I have seen some lovely ladies on the People Pages, but I’ve never conversed with any of them, so I have no clue whether or not it would be fun.
At least I now know I’m not alone on the Welfy thing.
sigh
“Tis better to have loved and lost, then to be hit in the back of the head with a big ass rock.” - Tristan
broccoli!, Bear_Nenno, Narile, I love you all! I really should search for my name every once in a while, I feel so special now.
Umm… Based on names and sigs I’d have to say Bear_Nenno just because he sounds like he’d be fun to cuddle with and Narile because I just love his sig. Broc, you know I love you but not for your name. Dire Wulf would be nice too, just because it sounds cuddly but with an edge.
Kitty
Hehe…
gasp but you aren’t in the Calvinball game!
Tristan, dude, it’s real easy: her homepage is at the bottom of each of her posts. Welfy’s homepage is: http://www.expage.com/page/welfysvertigoworld
Don’t worry, you’re not alone on the rest of it, either…
Corvus, right back atcha.
[sub]Disclaimer: I’m not a stalker, really…[/sub]
::repeatedly smacking self in forehead for missing it::
Thanks… it’s good to suffer in silence with so many others… hehehehhe