Rich–I’ve always thought Judge Reinhold was kinda cute.
I’d probably get the chick from the remake of “Father of the Bride” to play me. Either her, or a circa 1972 Jimmy Page. I get told I look like the two of them a lot.
I have NO idea…anyone who’s ever met me care to help me out here?
Margaret Dumont. She played the society matron in the Marx Brothers films.
I did a TV interview last year and to my horror, I sounded just like her.
Brion James, from Bladerunner (“My mother? <leans forward> Let me tell you about my mother…”)
Only if he were about 3 inches shorter and 100 pounds lighter…
Fantasy: Manu Intiraymi.
More like it: The guy who plays Pacey on Dawson’s Creek.
I would be played by Julia Louise Dreyfus. I’m quite sure of that 
I definitly think the only person with the wry humor that could play me right is janine Garafolo(however you spell it). She is the chick in Mystery Men and matchmaker and The Truth about Cats and Dogs. She plays characters that are giving and pure hearted, but still has the icy sarcasm that makes me, me…
boli told me in chat (after we’d met at the first Chidope) that Freddie Prinze Jr. would play me. I have about 30 pounds on him, but other than that I thinks its reasonable. Alot of his characters probably line up well with my personality too.
I took a look in the mirror, tried not to be negatively judgemental, and noticed a resemblance to Martin Sheen I had never seen before. With Victor Buono’s body, unfortunately. Oh, well. Have started riding my bicycle on errands to rectify that.
At one time my sister was convinced I looked just like Dan Ackroyd (I guess I had some of his on-screen mannerisms, too, especially from “Dragnet”).
~~Baloo
Kermit the Frog. I dig the everyman quality about him. (Though I AM taller…)
If there should be a no Muppet rule enforced… I’d go with John Cusack, in a Say Anything meets High Fidelity-esque performance.
“I gave her my heart. She gave me a pen.”
Well, I just got told AGAIN last weekend, for the zillionth time, that I look like Helen Mirren (a young Helen Mirren that is), so I guess it would be her.
Other celebrities I supposedly resemble:
Clare Danes (in her So Called Life days - mainly the hair)
Suzanne Vega
Peppermint Patty (sigh)
Steve Buschemi, but without the moustache and slightly beter teeth…
James Maitland Stewart
Jonathan Harris
Brachy, I LOVE Margaret Dumont–can we make cameo appearances in each others’ bios?
As for me, no question–Eve Arden, c1945.
Victor BUONO, Ike? Jiminy. I see maybe Bill Powell.
Cajun Man said:
I went to the pic you linked, and my first impulse was “Jim Backus.”
DrMatrix looks kind of like Andy Warhol with better hair.
(Note: the aforementioned likenesses are meant in an affectionate way.)
Ill have to go with tubagirl’s answer. I’d be Janeane Garafolo. Only more conservative. I wish I could be played by Audrey Hepburn, though.
StG
Oh, and as for who’d play ME…
No question.
John Goodman.
Depends on the version of my life they film. If it’s the version I would want to script, then someone intense, yet cultured, like Laurence Olivier, or Anthony Hopkins.
If it’s the real version of my life, then some pathetic loser like Anthony Michael Hall. Maybe Robert Downey Jr. if I’m lucky (in a crack-induced haze, straight outta rehab). Or Nick Cage, a la “Leaving Las Vegas”, or “Raising Arizona”.