Who reads on the pot?

I am a girl. I read. I pee. I read whilst I pee. Is this wrong? :confused:

Weird posting thingie… I didn’t do it thricely. I promise…

Yes, you will now be excecuted with a 1920’s style “death ray”.

OH MY GAWD! (runs around like a headless, bloody chicken) Oh… wait. You’re joking, WHEW!

Who doesn’t?