I am a girl. I read. I pee. I read whilst I pee. Is this wrong? 
Weird posting thingie… I didn’t do it thricely. I promise…
Yes, you will now be excecuted with a 1920’s style “death ray”.
OH MY GAWD! (runs around like a headless, bloody chicken) Oh… wait. You’re joking, WHEW!
Who doesn’t?