Who should the SDMB pay to stay?

CrazyCatLady. Definitely.

She’s been really helpful with pet problems that I’ve had in the past, and she’s a darn nice lady, from what I can tell.

Also, RueDeDay, AirmanDoors and MsRobyn, Scylla and a whole bunch of others. I’ll second Euty as well.

Big apologies to anyone whose username I’ve bungled.

Awwww…ya big lug! You too.

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[li]Angel of the Lord (Okay, I’m biased! :D)[/li][li]Badge, for his kindness to me through emails.[/li][li]Esprix, for the gay threads when I first started here.[/li][/ul]

And more, but it’s late and I can’t think well…
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I like the guys that most don’t: The Broken Column, former member december, and Chumpsky. Don’t agree with them but they are (or were) fun.

Thanks for the kudos, folks, but as you can see I’ve already bought my membership. Now, if they want to issue me a refund… :wink:

Esprix

There are a lot of people whose posts I’ve enjoyed over the years, but I’d like to group together Scylla, Fenris, erislover (formerly aynrandlover), and Sofa King as four posters whose posts not only inspired me to register here originally, but also kept me coming back after several periods of not reading the SDMB.

This sorta cracks me up. Eve is the finest lady you could ever hope to meet. And then there’s… me. Pretty much the whole range of Dopeness, right there. Not that I don’t really appreciate the sentiment.

Eve, for her humor.

Libertarian, for his posts which I STILL cannot understand, but like him anyway.

Diogenes the Cynic, he’s just great.

Seige and Polycarp, for being Chrsit-like and non judgmental, unlike the nasty folks who dislike them.

NoClueBoy, whom I will someday marry(kidding)

Esprix, for being a classic.

Homebrew, for trying to get thru to the homophobes.

I Know I’ve forgotten some, but fill-in-your-name-here!

Scylla must stay, at all costs.

Ah, but you see, I made my post from purely selfish grounds. Both of you make me smile on a regular basis.

I second Scylla.

I also cast a vote for Sauron . And also a nod to AuntieEm for the engrossing tale of the missing coworker.

EddyTeddyFreddy. For so many reasons, not the least of which being that she rocks.
Sanguine Spider Likewise.

I hope that’s not true. That’s very sad if it is. I am so embarrassed right now.

Scylla for calling elmo a “furry red turd”

jarbabyj for loving Archie comix like me and for “tit wrench” and “cock holster”

Eve for writing such cool books and contributing such interesting Golden Age information.

Damn, I was gonna nominate jarbabyj! X27 you bastard!

Also terrorcotta for semi-secret reasons

Dewey Cheatem Undhow and minty green for legal reasons. Thanks to them, I’m spending the year being dead as a tax writeoff!

John Mace Sam Stone and other conservatives so I’ll have someone to argue with.

Wang-Ka AND lieu. I’ll buy either one of your subscriptions.

It’s twue, it’s twue. More like four years ago.

ultrafilter and eluciadator (may have spelled than wrong :()

Wow, I had no idea. I registered right after he died. I read a few threads with his posts.