Who sucker punches Rick Moranis?

He unshrunk them in the end. It all worked out ok.

What a time to come out of retirement.

Who sucker punches Rick Moranis?

Some hoser, that’s who.

What kind of asshole goes around punching a 67 year old man for amusement?

Breathless local news station heard from.
what is more likely:

That the guy who punched Rick Moranis was a neneber of some underground network of black people dedicated to punching white people. (Where do they meet? How do they keep score?)

Or that he’s just an angry violent asshole, of a kind all too familiar to anyone who’s lived in a city.

Do you legitimately not believe there’s people out there who are crazy enough to punch people in public and brag about it to their friends? #1 and #2 aren’t exclusive.

Does Dave Thomas have an alibi?

Nah, more likely he would’ve done the steamroller.

Considering Martin’s Short’s pugilist past, maybe…just maybe…

If they find the guy, I know an appropriate punishment…

Hey! Spoiler!!

Ryan Reynolds takes the blame for convincing him to do that Mint Mobile commercial.

A man seriously sucker-punched a random woman in downtown Seattle last week. He explained, “The voices in my head told me to do something to her.” I suspect that’s what’s going on in similar attacks we read about.

An arrest has been made (but not much more news than that):

I just saw that on IMGUR. Good news.

Slightly more info here: