Who the fuck CARES?!

How big of a table to you think I have?

hhhoooooooQUE? :confused:

Sorry, perhaps I should have quit while I was ahead.

No need to, I just got it before I read your response. I usually don’t fully wake up until about 7:00 pm, so bare with me.

Hey, I got the “asteroid” joke! Damn near spewed tea on my keyboard.

Now are you happy? :smiley:

I’M NOT GAY!

I had found some other pics of her that highlighted her wonderful, full, teenage breasts, and her luscious, round, ample, teenage ass, that also showed her pouting her perfect, dick sucking, teenage lips, but I decided not to post links to them.

I don’t want to come across* as a pervert here.

*her face! sorry. I mean I do. WAIT! Don’t take me to jail… :::sob:::

:: Bats eyelashes and simpers ::

Why, World Eater, honeychile! I’d love to get nekkid with you! How much of my world d’you want for dinner?

:: Swings hips suggestively ::

I normally don’t swing that way, and I’m at work. I’ll gladly bear with you. :wink:

Of course not.
I just thought I had to clarify that. What with the duct tape and all.

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IT’S A TRAP!

:smiley:

Aw shit is it bear? I wasn’t sure, so pathetic as I am, I actually googled the phrase.

I don’t even deserve a warm TV dinner, let alone your world.

On preview, thanks Casey.

When she starts sucking dick for rock, I may have to find out where I can get me some rock. :smack: I mean drugs are bad.

Um, I assume your reaction to going CNN only to find such a vastly uninteresting story was very similar to my reaction to clicking on a generically titled thread to only find a vastly uninteresting OP.

. . . or was that your cleverly whooshy point?