Who the fuck CARES?!

The BBQ Pit
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Oh I am about to give up on the friggin news. I mean, considering the state of world events, it’s not as if there’s a shortage of important, relevant, or even interesting issues.

So why the HELL is this on CNN’s front page?

So he got into a fight with his brother-in-law. At a family gathering. Oh, big fucking news there, Og knows it never happens anywhere else. I’d almost lay 2 to 1 odds that Ms. Lohan wasn’t even there herself.

Seriously, this is becoming a trend that I’m seriously getting sick of. Celebrities seem to be settling down a little, giving the paparazzi and celeb media a challenge to find interesting stuff. It’s the Tabloids-Meets-the-FOAF! Next week it will be:

Jennifer Lopez’s cousin’s accountant’s roommate fined 25 bucks for not picking up after her dog. And it will probably be front page news. On the Wall Street Journal. I mean, I could understand if this was on the front page of something like Entertainment Weekly’s website. But CNN?
Argh.

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It’s all about the ratings (or in CNN.com’s case, website hits). And unfortunately, most of the U.S. is obsessed with celebrities.

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I opened the thread for this? Hmm, how’s about a more specific thread title?

Who the fuck cares, indeed.

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Who the fuck is Lindsay Lohan?

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Some stupid flavor of the minute, who’ll be sucking dick for rock by the end of the week.

Front page of the NY Post & NY Daily news had OJ on the front page. Nice that they state the fucking head of the CIA resigned somewhere on page 8.

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And is she related to Spalding Gray?

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She’s the hot teen star of several current movies.

Unfortunately, her lucious body and good looks have outgrown everything else about her, so the media (and guys like me) is/are obsessed with the jail bait beauty queen.

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If something happens and you royally piss me off so that I don’t like you anymore, will you remind me that you said this? Cause this’ll make me forgive you right quick.

So, yeah, who the fuck is she again?

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Here’s a pic.

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According to yesterday’s episode of Entertainment Tonight, you would be correct.

I, like others in this thread, had never even heard of her before this story.

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No problem, I’ll hang on to it as a “get me out of JuanitaTech’s doghouse” card. :smiley:

Shouldn’t need it as I plan to stay on your good side, but nice to know I have it.

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:Moves to Hempstead to set up a table outside of the Lohan residence, offering boulders, gravel, pebbles, stones. Waits patiently.:

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If that doesn’t work, your line about what kind of pathetic asshole sends fan mail to horse will definitely work.

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??? Building materials? Pavement? Rocks?

Oh, rocks. Of course. Fellating for rock. Deucedly clever, that. :slight_smile:

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Wow, I’m having a good day. 2 compliments from one of your favorite posters is the best way to put a little lift in your step. :smiley:

/off to think of something witty to complete the trifecta.

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Being a crass fuck gets compliments these days? :rolleyes:

:smiley: In jest of course.

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Which rock?

I don’t things are so bad she has to blow for crack yet.

She’s still at the sucking for diamonds stage.

Is that the rock you meant?

I suppose there’s a third choice… sucking dick for RAWK!!!

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When she starts sucking dick for rock, she should look up Bob Saget for pointers.

Good one, by the way, Casey!

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Looking at NoClue’s picture again (no gravel in sight) she looks like that lady with the duct tape at the prom.

I mean the picture NoClue gave the link to, not NoClue, of course.

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I believe “crack” is properly spelled with a “K”

As far as the who gives a shit, do you think the media is giving people what they want or telling them what they want?

Mark me down for giving

Only thing that’ll fix this problem is an asteroid.