Who wants a fight ?

Yeah, you heard me…

As if you have the cojones to stand up to the least of us.

Now where is that “Sit and Spin, Motherfucker!” smiley?

You give me shit about starting a post where I bitch about losing my remote and then you start one with this “brilliant” topic. I think that goes beyond hypocrisy.

This brings to mind a chant i heard as a kid

‘Come on if you think you’re hard enough, you’re going home in a yorkshire ambulance’

:slight_smile:

Ooh, Creative_Munster goes for the well placed jab! Surely Tarantula can’t recover from such a blow! Uh-oh! Looks like Tarantula is gonna use his backpedal blowout punch!

This sure is an exciting night for me, and I’m sure for you, loyal Pit Boxing fans! Tune in next time when Taruntula gets banned for starting really fucking inane threads!

I heard “you’re going home in a Milwall Ambulance…”

I suppose either works…

{Smacks Creative_Munster in the Head}

::Whap:: Shut your bitch hole…

Just give 'im a kiss folks…it’ll take the wind right out of his aggro sails.

:stuck_out_tongue:

(Feckin’ shit-faced Dubliners…sheesh)

This is the sort of thread that gets people smacked by mods. Dude, you already have enough negative attention in the other threads where people think you’re a drunken asshole–why do you need more?

That was a week ago… sheeh, get with the times.

The whole point of this thread is to give people that hate me / think I’m a fuckin’ idiot, (and god knows there’s enough of them on the SDMB) to have a go without having to muck up another thread.

I would havbe thought that the Mods would like that - keeping the agro in the right place…

Hey, Zan, are you wearing your ring?

I was thinking of going into the form of a Wooly Mammoth and stepping on an annoying arachnid.

Are you game?

Regards,

Jayna

Jayna,

I’ll be right there as soon as I can get Gleek to stop humping my leg. Oh wait, it’s a drunken hairy spider.

Hugs,

Zan

Who doesn’t think Tarantula is a fuckin’ idiot?

You know how underneath our usernames it says “Member”?

For most of us it indicates that we are part of this online community.

For a few though, it just serves as a reminder that they are dicks.

No, we don’t like it. In fact, it’s known as trolling, which we don’t allow. Goodbye.

Lynn
For the Straight Dope

I can CHANGE that designation…

Tarantula, final warning. You’ve been acting like an ass ever since you got here, and despite several slaps on the wrist, show little improvement.

If you don’t shape up now, your posting priviliges will be terminated.

Oh, fair warning: a surefire way to get banned, is to open a thread right after I lock this one.

See I’m really the nice guy around here? I actually gave him another chance. Oh well, Lynn moves in mysterious ways. :slight_smile: