I guess if you’re going to do something, at least be good at it. Apparently that’s the thinking of Carol Leigh in starting “Whore College.” Had to laugh that she doesn’t plan on any form of final exam. Not even an oral test? 
Come on… :rolleyes:
I would like a hookah, thank you very much.
wait… what?
Haha, thats great.
Well… you’re FIRED! I knew I should have hired someone a little more qualified and experienced. You just botched the job right there.
No no, you won’t get a reference from me now.
They have scholarships too.
This years Trojan Condoms Scholarship to Whore College is gladily being presented to Sarah Dirtyknees for outstanding acheivement in extracurricular activities. She was named easiest lay by both high schools in her county all 5 years she attended, and she acheived special recognition by doing her best to welcome every returning sailor back to the States. Congratulations on your scholarship, Sarah, and thank you for; well, you know. See you in September!
I thought about being a hooker. It’s a bit of a slog, though. First you have to start as an Apprentice Baiter, then advance to Journeyman Baiter, and finaly a Master Baiter. Due to Union rules, many remain a Master Baiter throughout their careers. But it’s possible to move up from simply baiting, to actually hooking the fish. All in all, becoming a Hooker sounds like too much trouble.
Actually, what would you call the Kama Sutra school for courtesans in the movie Kama Sutra: A Tale of Love? The school run by the retired courtesan Rasa Devi (Rekha) that taught girls and women the erotic arts from the Kama Sutra, with classes in kissing, sex positions, classical Hindu dance, and how to use your feet to pleasure your lover. Were there real schools like this in India, I wonder?
Or you could just send for Velvet Jones*'s book “I Wanna Be a Ho.”
*as portrayed by Eddie Murphy on Saturday Night Live
Are they currently hiring?
Why do I keep thinking of a new twist on a game show with Regis Philbin?
Dude, you are my hero. 
What’s worse: finding out your daughter’s being expelled from Whore College, or finding out she’s made the Dean’s list?
Or finding our she’s graduating Swallow Cum Laude.
Or elected homecoming Queen.
…mmm… being a proffessor at whore college… why, yes Jane, I can see that you have been studying… ahhhh, the ideal job…
[Mandatory bad pun] Whore College; we won’t mind if you blow it during the admisions process! [/bad pun]
Sure, it sounds fun. But wait until you get fired for not fucking one of your students.
Yeah, I was a hooker when I was twelve. I learned a lot from my teachers at school and they encouraged me each weekend.
I’m older and wiser now so I don’t play rugby any more.
Dude. You’re the one making a living with a movie camera! :o
You can lead a whore to culture, but…
I’d rather be a slicer than a hooker. You can talk to a slice but a hook just ignores you.
Oh,Sorry. I’m jabbering a lot about golf lately. Must be the time of year.