Who Wants to Be a Sequential Thread Title?

In GQ:

  1. Electromagnetically Lighting a Fluorescent Bulb
    Can’t do it? Well then…
  2. Fluorescent fixture not working right
    … which may lead to frustration, but be cautious:
  3. Toxic waste from flourescent lights

Girl Problem (both mundane and pointless)
My penis fell asleep

Cousin wedding picture doesnt look like her

I know it’s hard to get an orgasm during sex (TMI)
Now thats just wrong.

The sleepy penis thread works with just about everything.

**What’s the oldest joke you know?

My penis fell asleep**

**Jesus Exists

Oh my God![\B]

Best one ever:
http://img249.echo.cx/img249/9169/sdmb4cg.jpg

For those not wanting to look at the pic:

**Fuck you Mr. Mechanic

Yeah, well fuck you too, dickhead

So does the board skew left?

Dick Cheney you worthless mound of excrement

Pitting SDMB medical advice

is it just me or is this site kind of soft?**

Girls-- When did you first see yourself-- down there?
disneyland in the 60’s

Hand Watering Schedule

How to properly use a bidet

From GQ:

reversed vasectomies?
How long does sterile stuff stay sterile?

From the main page:

How Smart Are You? (IMHO)
I…am a moron. (MPSIMS)

'Course, it had to be me that started that second one…

**Whitney Houston, Mariah Carey, and Celine Dion
Best rock& roll names ( 1 2 ) **

**I …am a moron

But on the other hand…**

I must share that I am an idiot!

I…am a moron.
(what are the odds?)

in new posts

Fine fellatio cuisine - recipie swap (TMI)
Share your simplest dessert recipes.

Thanks, but I just ate

MPSIMS:

You have nothing, How do you build a life?
Responding to spammers

all from MPSIMS

What do “the screaming heebie jeebies” mean to you?
The will to eat, the will to mate

Neil Armstrong’s first words – updated for 2005
What Part of “Don’t take my picture” Don’t You Understand?

What we DON’T teach parrots to say
Isn’t there a saying about sleeping cats?

How long will $1 last on the bulletin board?
Supreme Court announcement tonight, White House says

Need book recommendations, please.

I sleep in my underwear - a survey (TMI?)

IMHO
Ugliest Car Ever!
How can I get my wife to appreciate Automobiles? Is there a Gender issue here?
**
La Pit**
Work Rant: People are fucking insane AND stupid!!!
The stupids are eating my soul!!!
**
Comments on Cecil**
Is it possible to straighten and lengthen the penis?
Ow, my ear!

Re: Who gets the most pleasure from sex
The sound of one hand clapping

**I sleep in my underwear - a survey (TMI?)
Postpubescent Nocturnal Emissions (TMI)
Do you sleep with your wife/husband? **

[wife]No, everyy time I do he keeps coming in his pants while he’s asleep[/wife]

I wish I was GAY
Is this a date?