Who Wants to Be a Sequential Thread Title?

**What would you say on the Moon?
Let’s discuss unconventional house configurations **

Odd thing to say, but logical under the circumstances, I mean, your basic two up, two down’s obviously a non-starter…

Triple header:
**Seattle Dopers: Who wants to go on a Tour of the Underground?

Who Wants to Be a Sequential Thread Title?

Is this a Date?**
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In MPSIMS:

**Tacky headlines of future celebrity deaths
Please let him be dead, he is after all, DEAD! **

That goes beyond tacky.

Need ideas for SCUBA/beach vacation
Seattle Dopers: who wants to tour the underworld?

I want to buy a laptop for specific purposes
Could I teach myself welding?

And it just keeps on coming. . .
Responding to spammers

Thought for the day
What would you say on the moon?

Share your irrational fears.
Postpubescent Nocturnal Emissions (TMI)

English Word w/Most Definitions?
“Goes” vs. “Says”

Cuddles, Bill, Rocko or Buttons? (or Dan?)
Design your own ice cream

Postpubescent Nocturnal Emissions (TMI)
How do I clean pewter?

rice or potatos
What do you call your grandmother?

Simple thing you finally figured out that made you feel stupid
Should I go with netflix or blockbuster online

My Half-Assed Housekeeper Tip of the Day
Could I teach myself welding?

So - my husband has been cheating on for 8 months
What I did on my summer vacation, or: I’ve had a hell of a week. (I’m terribly sorry, couldn’t resist)

Can I re-train my cats?
Urgh–I hate my job

Right now, this very thread is directly underneath "Since there haven’t been any recent “odd names” threads… "

The world supply of coffee beans mysteriously disappears tomorrow.

Share your irrational fears.

What do you call your grandmother?
Ugliest Car Ever!

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So - my husband has been cheating on for 8 months **
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So how hot is it? **

I’m going to hell for this one

I Conquered the ANTS!!!
How’d you do it???

Goddamn, I was going to put that one in Mr. Blue Sky!!

Say you find a condom…
Random worthless object requests here!

How many people had to die before…
I conquered the ANTS!!!

Penile Missile
Can Lance possibly lose today?

**To the lady who called me a homophobic fucktard the other day

When was the indefinite article “an” removed from the English language?**

IMHO
How can I keep my backyard mosquito free?
Postpubescent nocturnal emissions

MPSIMS
I’ve just discovered unhomogenized milk. Yummy!
Weird, creepy, and absolutely hilarious pick up lines!

Knap my flint: Ancient phallus unearthed in cave
Actual weird store names from where you live.

Jesus: Joshua
Why do only Spanish cultures use Jesus as a first name?

Hockey Players - Need Help
What are my rights as a child support payer?

Can I still travel to Canada?
Travel experts - Tips for protecting passport and wallet from pickpockets

What can and can’t I build up a tolerance to?
Why is there no cheese in Chinese food?

If the SDMB closed tomorrow, when would you say it “Jumped The Shark?”
I can’t think up a clever title so here’s some more sequential thread stuff

**I’m physically unable to read those f*ck-ing reports at work.

Let’s discuss Hard liquor around the world**

Stop drinking at work, and you can read straight.
** Actual weird store names from where you live.

Topless in Ontario**

I’d shop there.

**Actual weird store names from where you live.

The Nightly Cricket Invasion**

Is that a sporting goods store in London?

MPSIMS

Weird, creepy, and absolutely hilarious pick up lines!
The “I love lawyers” thread.