Spam Assassin Really Works!
** My dog just died.**
Both in MPSIMS:
My Dog Just Died
I’m in a really good mood
Triple play
Knap my flint: Ancient phallus unearthed in cave
This made me want to scream like a little girl
I’m getting myself a new toy
Actual weird store names from where you live.
is now coupled with
My kingdom for a cup of tea.
MPSIMS
Mental Illness and The College Student
good band names
Clicked on the “New Posts” link and was treated to this Cafe Society/BBQ Pit Combo:
<b>I don’t think Keanu Reeves is a terrible actor
Am I a total schmuck?</b>
**How do you get rid of a dog?
What’s the strongest acid?**
Saw this yesterday in MPSIMS:
What "traditional’ gender roles are reversed in your house?
I’m the worst housewife ever!!!
Just now in MPSIMS:
A Happy Self Discovery Thread About Love
I’m getting myself a toy!
Can I get a photographic cite for that one? 
Along those same lines…
GQ
How can I get rid of a dog?
How hot a car can a dog tolerate?
A nice triple here in MPSIMS:
Weird things I’ve seen my spouse do
Responding to spammers
I’m the worst housewife ever!!!
I’m sure responding to spammers makes your husband think you’re weird, but it doesn’t make you the worst housewife ever!
New Posts:
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How do we decrease the number of lawyers?
The biggest lies
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No that’s the problem!
Three pairs in MPSIMS:
We’re considering adoption . . .
Return To L.A. delayed.
Weird things I’ve seen my spouse do
Anagram Cartoons Part II: Your real name!
Actual weird store names from where you live.
Quasimodem, come back, and bring pie
Just found another pair:
Say, That’s a Pretty Sexy Looking Robot
My neighborhood is weirding me out.
MPSIMS
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Anything weird ever happen to you?
My neighborhood is weirding me out
Since there haven’t been any recent “odd names” threads. . .
I don’t know how much longer I can hang on
This guy makes a living suing telemarketers
The “I love lawyers” thread
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One of my favorite MPSIMS sequential thread titles ever …
"Mike Hunt for President!"
I love my Dyson Vacuum!
From the Pit:
**To the lady who called me a homophobic fucktard the other day
Ever wonder why some of your stuff delivered by FedEx is busted up?
Question for liberal Dopers age 50 to 55
Have all the 20 something blonde white girls been accounted for?**
From MPSIMS:
**“Mike Hunt for President!”
Since there haven’t been any recent “odd names” threads . . .
I love my Dyson Vacuum!
Endangered Deer
Gettysdope II pictures and recap
This made me want to scream like a little girl (Gross TMI) **
:laughed uncontrolably for 5 min, despite the quizzical stares from my cow-orkers:
From Cafe Society:
**Just got 91 episodes of Are You Afraid Of The Dark
Movies that you can’t watch by yourself…in the dark
**
“Mike Hunt for President!”
You want me to eat WHAT?
Legitimate products that just don’t work
Space Shuttle replacement