Who is this Euty of which you speak?
Euty, Euty, Euty…
“In a heart beat” is not how long it’s going to take, but how fast I’d start. 
Clairmont, thou art a philistene! Unless you have been living under a rock in a deep, dark cave, in which case we shall forgive you.
By the authority vested in me as Executive Vice President of the Communion of People with Usernames of Saints, I hereby declare, in commemoration of the OP, that February 14 hereafter be known as the
Feast of St. Eutychus, Virgin and Martyr
Huh? What’d you say?
He’s not?!?! :o
Well, carry on then…
::: Poly retreats in embarrassment ::::
Euty, I’m just a brain-in-a-jar, but if I had gonads you’d be my first choice!
I doff my cranium to ya, man!
Ooh, sorry about that, Poly. Euty is a lot of things, but he’s most definitely not a martyr.
:::fleeeeeeee:::
Ya know, I was all set to join the Euty Phan Klub cuz i wanna be cool like all the other kids… Then I read this article. It was very informative. I mean, who ever knew that Destino exsisted? However, this sentence:“But because of wartime tensions in 1939, quite a few of Europe’s artists found themselves finding refuge in America.” really threw me for a loop. All morning I have wandered around in a daze mumbling “found themselves finding, found themselves finding”. Unable to function properly because this sentence is stuck in my head. People look askance at me in the elevator. I feel like the Rain Man.
I was seriously reconsidering my application to the Euty Phan Klub, but then it dawned one me… No other staff writer has effected me in such a way. Why, it must be LOVE! I can’t stop thinkin about ya, Euty! I wanna have your baby! I know you don’t think I’m worthy but I find myself finding you so sexy! To prove my dedication, I will cut off one of my ears and mail it to the American Foundation for the Hearing Impaired. A donation in your name… Please Marry Me, Euty!
I didn’t. You lucked out. The only other words that rhyme with “Euty” are beauty, cooty, snooty, booty, sooty. I didn’t have a lot to work with here. Nothing rhymes with Eutychus55. I opted for the logical choice. Glad you liked it.
And as for this thread :
See #26. What’s a guy gotta do to get a thread title edited around here? [sup]heh heh heh[/sup]
Gee, I noticed when Persephone asks you to edit something, it’s done in minutes. What does she have that I don’t have? 
Wait… don’t answer that… nevermind. 
Euty smooched me! No, really!! Not more than 10 minutes ago!!!
Count me in!!!
I wanna be a member, please please pretty please???
chique,
In any club of which I am an officer, you are already an honorary member. But if Euty smooched you, I guess you are now a full-fledged member! Congratulations!
Now, I just got the hot tub set up. Grab the man of the hour and throw him in, willya?
Boxers optional.
Scotti
If it’s all the same to you, I’d prefer that Mike Tyson weren’t involved.
What the hell, sure!
Okay, it is Euty’s fan club, if he doesn’t want boxers, we will just have to remove them. evilbeth? Persephone? Someone remove that man’s boxers and throw him in the hot tub.
I’ll be there as soon as I get the vanilla oil.
Oh, and just for the record…I think Chronos was still in there when I packed it up.
WooHoo! Two mods for the price of one!
Scotti
(swoons)
No boxers? Darn. I kinda liked 'em. Can we keep the Groucho glasses and propeller beanies?
smug: I must admit even I was a bit surprised to see that my dear Euty was fixing my coding at 4 am. Wow. Talk about being humbled!* :eek:
Yay Euty! Of course I want in on this, he’s taking care of Rhode Island while I’m gone!
Well sheesh!
Beth, Cristi…Can’t we keep Chronos too:?
[sub]none of my marital partners EVER let me have ANY fun![/sub]
Scotti
Sigh
I gotta go slow and easy here… cause I know St. Euty would never go beyond the mesmerizing rhythm of that mirror ball rolling around in the odd club of my mind. Isley Bros… Isley Bros…ummm Hmmmmmmmm…
Sides alla that, Euty is just mainly clever and sweet. Sweet meanin’ not vapid sugar, but Undulating Honey. The kinda sweet that makes a lick of difference in the mornin’, and keeps the ol’ Timex tickin’!
So, where’s the T-Shirts, Persephone???
“Undulating Honey,” elelle?
My Goddess, you do have a way with words. I’m getting a really, really good visual on that. Oh my.
Okay, okay, Scotti, we can keep Chronos. But he has to be a EutyFan. And he has to get us all SD coffee mugs.
Scotti does the happy dance
And I’ll share, Cristi, I promise!
Maybe we can get HIM to wear the boxers?
Share Chronos?
Is this okay with him?
As long as it’s okay with him, it’s okay with me. But I still want a coffee mug.