Who Wants To Do Euty? or The Official Eutychus55 Fan Club

Hey, who’s fan club is this anyway?

Why, Dear Euty, of course it’s yours, but, given the odds of this board, it’s an oscillating fan club. Take a deep breathe, the breeze’ll be right back…

Oops, sorry. But, honey, he was in the hot tub when I packed it up from his post party, and he just looked so CUTE all curled up in there, and…well, what can I say?

BAD SCOTTI, BAD!

Scotti, if you promise to feed and take care of Chronos, you can keep him! After all, Euty’s got to sleep sometime, right?