Are we suppose to ignore the guests? Would that be polite?
Aren’t there levels between “ignore” and “obey every command”?
I am sure you are correct, would you care to list them?
does that really qualify as a question?
isn’t the first half a standalone declarative statement?
So now I can’t take any liberties at all?
You want to take away our liberties? Are you some kind of totalitarian despot?
why are you getting so defensive?
What would I do if I were King? 
King of what? In America, isn’t every man a king? :rolleyes:
Then where are my Minions?
Don’t you know that good minions don’t come cheap? What are you willing to pay me to become your minion? and what kind of benefits do you provide?
Would you accept Computer repairs, Electrical wiring and light carpentry as benefits?
You build lights out of wood? How is that possible/
Does not light carpentry mean building shelves and toys?
Why ask me? Aren’t you the expert?
If I only do light carpentry, how could I be an expert?
How should I know if you’re an expert? And how long can this thread keep going, anyway? Aren’t we at something like 16 pages, already?
and why should we stop there?
shouldn’t we try for a record?
if every one chips in, do you think we could beat the movie game thread that has over 1000 posts?
Is that our goal to get over 1000 posts? Couldn’t we use more help?
Where can we go to find it?