Who are you asking?
Would you be willing to teach me? 
Don’t you know I’m bad at teaching? Why don’t you read this instead?
but isn’t the old saying “those who can, do. those who can’t teach. those who can’t teach, teach gym”?
Are you implying that I’m a gym teacher? :mad:
Isn’t the old saying rather “Those who can, do. Those who can"t, teach. Those who can do neither, become critics.”?
Surely you’re not calling someone a critic? 
Are you paranoid about that?
You know they say you’re not paranoid, if they really are out to get you?
BTW, who are They?
Isn’t it even more important to know where they are? Are they close? How well armed are they? Who are those guys?
Isn’t it likely that They are among the Chosen Ones who know that George Burns’s original last name was not Bernstein, but rather Birnbaum?
Did I just get whooshed?
Do you feel Whooshed?
Is anyone else getting flooded?
(trickle trickle, splash splash, tell me) How long will this rain last?
Who’ll stop the Rain?
Do you live in Massachusetts?
Hey, weren’t we going to talk about sex?
Would you call seepage in my basement from 7 different locations flooding?
How much rain did we get so far today?
Didn’t I at some point elsewhere in SDMB reveal that I live on Lawn Guylandt?
and
Weren’t we really trying to determine who THEY were and whether or not a WHOOSH had been issued?
Can seepage truly be called flooding?
and
Do I look like a meteorologist?
Is The Weird One expected to read every thread, and to retain all information gleaned from such perusal?
why do I have this overwhelming urge to cry out “YES! DOESN’T EVERYONE?” right now?
Could it be from a form of firstration or perhaps a form of crustacean or maybe just frustration?