Where’s Lawn Guylandt? And what are you doing on some guy’s lawn, anyway?
You know how Nu Yawkers tawk funny?
Can you picture a map of New York in your mind, and can you see the bit of land that extends east from NYC?
Is that what I’m supposed to be picturing in my mind? Why does everything I picture in my mind look sexual?
Did anyone else remember that joke whose punchline is “Hey, you’re the one showing the dirty pictures”?
No, could you tell it to me?
Could you share it with all of us? Please?
will you be able to tell the whole joke in the form of a question?
That’s the one in the psychologist’s office, isn’t it?
Oh, you mean the one with the psychologist giving the patient a Rorschach inkblot test?
You mean those aren’t all sexual pictues?
you mean some of the are?
then why do i always see kitties and puppies?
Didn’t they hook you up to big battery after your last “treatment” to get those thoughts outta you?
Does anyone really care how anyrose gets off?
bzzzp, what makezzzz you azzzzk? bzzzp?
Is it true, anyrose, that *I Sing The Body Electric * is your favorite poem by Walt Whitman? Is electro-convulsive therapy as much as it looks like?
what? is this pick on **anyrose ** day?
should I have stayed home?
Why not have a national anyrose day? Where else would we have the chance to tell you about all the things you’ve done to…I mean, for us?
Don’t the florists have enough holidays already?
couldn’t you send me balloons, or better, money instead?
Any particular nation you want the currency to be from?