It’s the red-haired Viking thing you got going on that does it for me. How about some Viking role playing?
[sleazy bar creep]
I’d like to plunder your village, if you know what I mean.
[/sleazy bar creep]
Ok, it just dawned on me that maybe acting like a sleazy bar creep isn’t the most productive method of flirtation…
::breaks away from Verrain reluctantly::
With the height difference and all…maybe we should find somewhere to sit down and continue?
::Ambles slowly towards the couch,turns head and looks at Verrain::
Ae you coming to join me?
Yay! He CAN be taught! What it will produce, though, is a solid trouncing by Thor and Olaf. Occasional tweaks from Loki.
Then the spanking, THEN the oral sex!
I don’t suppose we can skip the trouncing and jump straight ahead to the oral sex?
Well, maybe I could call off Thor and Olaf. But Loki (that little troublemaker) has been itching to tweak.
Besides which, oral sex isn’t flirting.
Oh, now that hurts.
Well I didn’t think we’d do it here, with everybody watching. We’d go to my place, where I have cameras set up for just this sort of thing.
Wait, no, don’t run off! I was teasing about the cameras, really I was!
[sub]Dammit! I always mention the cameras too soon![/sub]
YOUR place? I don’t think so… I have heard about your chamber of horrors…
I have very talented toes.
Well, the hunt is also interesting, as long as you intend to eat whatever you hunt down…
…I tend to lean to the cross-country type sports…go up in the hill country, then go down into the valleys. While I do know the words to O Canada, I am a US boy, so I must go South every so often. As he is here first, however, I leave you in Crunchy’s capable hands.
lurkernomore, you miss the point!
It’s not polite to monopolize a flirt-ee. We may all flirt at will.
So…How YOU doin?
I am doing OK, Ginger. Moreso since I see the Northern Light of your smile…
Hmmmm,seem to have lost Verrain…
::Looks around the room for a candidate to receive the hardygrrl treatment::
Well, lurker seems to be enchanting Ginger at the momet, which leaves me free…
Awright, who gave him my picture? That glow isn’t my smile, it’s my glow-in-the-dark white skin!
Good line, though!
Ah, that is why you stand out, your glow amidst the dark…
[sub] hey, I have Carlin’s famous phosphorescent Irish skin too. I’m not making jokes on that[/sub]
Maybe hardygrrl didn’t hear me. I said <ahem>
I’m free to flirt with right now.
Damn busy board 
Well,Crunchy…why don’t you sit by me on the couch and let’s see what happens?
That is,if you think you can handle it 
::Runs her hands through her red hair and winks at Crunchy with her green eyes::
Is anyone here?
Damn that hardy! I knew she’d take off with all of them!
If anyone shows up, I’ll be in the corner. Practicing my french pick-up lines.
Froggy
deep breath
Froggy Froggy Froggy Froggy Froggy…
I’d love to stay and flirt, but it’s time for me to go home.
But as long as you’re here, maybe I should link to that thread you started… remember, the one about my voice? Just to educate the newbies, mind you, nothing to do with stroking my own ego.