Point of order. It has been brought to my attention by lurkernomore that my posts in this thread are ambiguous. He’s right. It’s not clear at whom they are directed. They are directed at JohhnyIsGood for these remarks.
Sorry for the confusion folks. It is totally my fault. Carry on.
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Oh my dear, sweet, at this moment un-moderator-like UncleBill, I would be honoured to grace you with my presence in the steamy tropics of Miami. I’ll start working on the base [snort] tan [/snort] this evening. I’ll learn more spanish than Mi Nombre es Cielo. I’ll go buy a new swimsuit and gold mules and a snazzy new sarong, and meet you at the airport next Friday night.
Lose the cat. I’ll bring a REAL polar bear.
Oh yeah… who was it called me a guy? I got yer whup-ass right here, baby. 
Sooo… Cranky… How YOU doin?
::hoping Ginger sees the humor in my last post::
I am the humble, non-mod UncleBill, sometimes confused with the uber-mod UncleBeer. It is a common occurrence.
Well, yes. I am aware that you are in fact UncleBILL and not UncleBeer. Let’s put it down to the thin air, shall we?
I see the humour in EVERYTHING. Not to worry. Flirt on, boys!
Ginger,
Remember the two most important Spanish phrases:
Mas cerveza, por favor!
Donde esta el bano?
(no, I am not trying to get tildes over the n or inverted question marks)
TioCerveze - uh, UncleBeer, just wanted to be sure you didn’t mean me in the warning. No criticism of your outstanding mod skills.
Oooooh, UncleBeer, your selfless acceptance of responsibility has my loins smelling like barleyed hops.
Will you do it again?
Being born and raised in California, I was not in the least disturbed by the “you guys” thing. A girlfriend of mine moved to Texas and was warmly welcomed until she invited some ladies to her house, addressing the group as “You guys”. She could feel the temperature drop, but one woman was enlightened enough to pull her aside and explain the dreadful social error committed.
** Watermelon Man,** your offer pleases me.
Limber, baby, limber!
Or her moon…
love them northern orbs…
I normally fly a Stearman, but I’m sure I could handle an Otter if you want to show me around the bush!
Vestal Blue, I do declare I am blushing.
lurker, thanks for the lesson! If I recall correctly, that is guaranteed to keep me drinkin beer and finding the loo wherever I go. Takes the pressure off of poor old UncleBill - who will be absent from this evening’s flirting - and whoever wants to guide me around the wilds of the US and Mexico. Or Cuba! Hey, I’m not fussy!
** The return of hardygrrl 
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Yep, I’m back and ready to flirt yet again…long day at work and need to blow off a little steam.
So…anyone ready?
To answer the OP, while I love the flirt threads, I agree there don’t necessarily need to be more of them, just a steady one or two now and then. As to who I’d like to see in them, well, just about anyone. There are so many male and female flirters who have certainly taught this gal a thing or two. Some of my favorites are:
VB- who really knows his way around and is sooooo romantic too. swoons Not to mention a serious hunk in person. [sup]<how’s that buddy, is that a good enough promo for you?;)>[/sup]
lurker-who is such a sweetie and can turn a phrase just so.
dpr-my aussie buddy. I’ve missed flirting with you.
Ogre-who gives great hugs too. <even if he does tend to call me George>
I’d like to list many of the mods too, but I don’t want anyone to get jealous, so I’ll just admire them from afar, like I usually do.
Oh, dear. So many men, so little time. NothingMan used to flirt with me too, but hasn’t for some time now. pout
So, here I am, alone for the evening, so to speak. Ready for some serious flirting. < just don’t tell MrBear ;)>
Ok, doll, but it isn’t there anymore I believe. I will inform the ladies now.
Ladies, Froggy has one swoonable voice, lemmetellya. And the phone sex!! WHOOOO MAN!! kiddin’ Heehee Froggy… When he goes off on a basball tangeant, get yourself a drink and take notes for the quiz after.
OUCH!! QUIT HITTI–OWE!!!HEY!FROGGY!!COME BACK HERE!!!
A voice you could take home to Mama. Just be sure to leave the bad boy at home.
Well, when we last left our heroes, we were moving to the couch.
I beg to differ. The most important Spanish phrase is Sientate en mi cara y meneate.
And Silly Rabbit. You threw the silliness in there so now no one will believe you about my voice. (Which, for the record, I don’t see anythign special about, but I’m always agreeable to some ego boosting). And when was the last time I went off on a baseball tangent? It’s been at least 3 or 4 conversations ago. That’s a record for me.
::Pushes Verrain down into a sitting postion. Climbs into his lap facing him and starts whispering again into his ear,her hands on his shoulders::
Have to reward you for doing well today at prelims,don’t I?::
someone impersonating me? You, more than almost anyone, should know how I trip over my tongue, esp. IRL.
I hope things are getting back to normal and we’ll see you around more.
Ok… altavista translation tells me something that just doesn’t work… what on earth does this mean?
Am I going to have to go into training?
Well if you insist. After so many probing questions, I could use the attention.