Who will mod Kim Jong Un?

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I saw this marvelous headline on Yahoo today:
North Korea Has Issued Its Ultimate Definite Last Totally ‘Final Warning’

For purposes of this thread, never mind discussing the article itself. (There are plenty of threads in other forums for that of course.) I just thought it’s a great headline.

The ATMB-worthy issue is this: This guy needs some moderator attention. Can we all at least agree on that? So I was wondering: Which of the SDMB moderators (past or present) do y’all think is best suited to issue Stupendous Leader the

Moderator Warning

he so richly needs? Any why?

Should he be insta-bamminated yet?

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He’s a protected species man. It’s just the Kim Show like always. He must have photos of the mods.

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No he doesn’t.

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Gotta be Manhattan, since he is the fucking hall monitor.

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Fortunately, none of our current posters have nukes.

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That we know of.

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As if an Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Moderator needs a nuke.

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I believe that qualifies as a suspiciously specific denial.

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I have full faith in the ability of the moderators of this excellent board to subdue this international threat. Using sanctions and warnings, of course.

But, then again, I am probably an agent of shape-shifting alien lizard people.

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Don’t the wargames end in a day or two anyway? Now that he’s issued his “final warning” on the day before they’re scheduled to end, once they do end he can proclaim to the masses that the imperialists have once again been cowed into submission by the Great Leader.

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How prolific has Mr. Kim been on these boards in the past? How many (known) socks has he had? Did he experiment with lots of personnas, or was he all troll all the way down?

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I suspect a few of them of huffing nerve gas, however.

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Now we know why YouTube video guy was really banned.