Alan Rickman
Gilbert Gottfried
Nigella Lawson or Kate Beckinsale.
HAL
Holly Hunter–aka Elastigirl.
A voice like warmed honey.
James Earl Jones!
Second choice: Seth McFarlane, in all his voice-changeable glory. =p
Either Morgan Freeman or David Attenborough. Preferably I could have both and switch to one or the other using a switch.
A second for Alan Rickman. That would amuse me every single moment. Or I’d go with a randomized 50 awesome accents.
Either Colin Meloy, lead singer of The Decemberists or Nick Rhodes, the keyboard player for Duran Duran. Third choice would be Alan Rickman, but then I’d never leave the house.
Another Stephen Fry fan, although it would make my house sound smater than me.
If I can’t get smart house, I’ll go with evil house featuring Christopher Lee.
Hugh Laurie, doing his House M.D. character.
So house and I could have heated debates over what the proper course of action should be, and since it is my house, I’d (sometimes) get to win.
Definitely Alan Rickman, but only if the house is depressed and has a brain the size of a planet. I’d like David Attenborough too, or Majel Barret or Elizabeth Hurley.
George Clooney
Nobody had a set of pipes like Gielgud, but if I’ve got to poop while the house is listening, I want it to be June Foray, as Grandmotherly as possible.
Patrick Stewart
Constantly telling me I was Number 1
Paul Linde
I would go with J.E.J. as well, but my second choice would be Steve Buscemi.
Peter Cullen. My house would sound like Optimus Prime! Yeah baby!
(yes I know what a dork I am. shut up.)
David Sedaris for everyday use. Gordon Ramsay for times when I want to get something done but am goofing off.