I like this question.
My $10 is on Rollins but I disagree with the others that think Danzig would just roll over.
I think Danzig would “bang heads” for a good while but in the end Rollins is just too big/mean/nasty/mad/bad
Henry Rollins is a scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary man. He frightens me even when he’s on VH1 Behind the Music talking about an old rock’n’roller and laughing. He’s very, very frightening.
–Tim
My mone is on the unfavorite for the following reasons.
The Misfits were BUFF for one reason, they owned and operated their own car garage. (Note: New misfits singer looks like a twig)
Danzig kept this up.
I say Danzig will win because all the anger he needs he can get from thinking about how his ex-band mates took his work and his life from him. Friends of Danzig have told me, he sees them walking down the street and he’d beat their asses.
Anger+Buffness+good singer=ass kicker.
I dunno Merc, the last time I saw Danzig he wasn’t that buff, unless his buffness jiggled his belly when he walked.
Isn’t Rollins a lot bigger? I think he’s over 6 feet tall, while Danzig is like 5’5" or something. It’s why you never see Danzig standing next to 6’4" Eerie Von in any Danzig videos.
I think it is. Stemming mostly from his having his friend shot to death about three feet behind him (he was next). Having heard him talk about it, it sounds like it blunted his appetite for violence in all forms (I mean except music 
).
But I’ll be loyal and say he COULD, obviously. If he wanted to. He just doesn’t want to.
Meanwhile, I like goboy’s suggestion.
I heard that Danzig got punched out by one of the Deff Leppard guys. If the forces of evil can’t even triumph over a glam band, I’m gonna have to say Rollins in a walk.
I bet Decline of Western Civilization just missed what scene insiders refer to as the ‘gay porn’ years. FEAR was a little ahead of their time.
Rollins would mop the floor with that chump. I’m betting Glenn just decided that getting big was one way to keep from getting made fun of so much. Henry’s a bad ass.
Now then, if you brought Willie Nelson into the equation, that would change things quite a bit. A bit of unknown trivia, Willie’s the oldest man alive, made from boot leather, and can kill anyone just by looking at them. Pretty impressive.
my previous post is based solely (and i mean SOLELY) on the opinion i reached after watching a late night show caled the “MAN TEST” on channel 4. your celebrity guy answers psychological questions about their childhood, relationships etc etc. their answers determine how typically “masculine” they are in a variety of areas e.g emotions, relationships, career.
Rollins was actually a very intelligent, sensitive and interesting man…
(not at all scary hard man of rock, sorry VH1 viewers)
and a very sexy one too.
Awwwiight, Glenn Danzig, while being 5’5 or something, is pretty buff last time I saw pics of him and could easily kick my ass, but he is a dink.
Rollins–from the video interviews I’ve seen can also come off as a dink, but could still open a can of wupass on anyone he wanted to, including Danzig.
From Willie…
He was Tougher Than Leather
And he didn’t care whether
The sun shined or not
When a young kid from Cow Town
Wanted a showdown
And he was careless or just maybe forgot
But he died in the gunfight
Blinded by sunlight
Never draw when you’re facin’ the sun
And old Tougher Than Leather
Just carved one more notch on his gun
I say this at work and everyone looks at me like I’m crazy… at least someone remembers the value of $240 worth of puddin’!
MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm…
Henry Rollins!
::Begin Daydream Sequence::
[daydream sequence self-edited]
Yeah, Rollins could definitely kick Glenn Danzig’s nancy-boy ass if he wanted to. After that, he could out-intellectualize Danzig too, leaving him as a weeping, gibbering, pile of drool. And not even break a sweat.
I think the general concensus is that Henry would win hands down, and with very good reason.
Now here is a new question for the masses, how about a scuffle between Henry and Till Lindemann of Rammstein fame?
I’m going to have to go with Till. Henry’s strong and all that, but Till is no slouch. He may not have the Neck of the Gods™, but when ya got one of these, who needs a neck?
http://www.herzeleid.com/gallery/display.php?img=3&m=till&p=1
Mmmm… Henry and Till…
Willie Nelson vs. Johnny Cash is a fight I’d like to see.
Or how about Britney Spears vs. Christina Aguilera? Ms. Aguilera has the bad-girl thing going for her, but Ms. Spears is a lot bigger and more athletic, AND is from Louisiana (and in my experience Louisiana girls can kick some ass).
Britney, hands down. She has that look in her eye that says she’s not fucking around. Christina would be toast.
As for Johny Cash vs Willie Nelson. Hm. Good question. I’d have to go with Cash. Willie is slightly more wussified than JC. This is only relative, mind you. Either of them could beat me like a red-headed stepchild.