They’ve both gotta be in the neighborhood of 40 years old. Both are buff. Both could probably kick my ass. Both scream a lot. Both can really rock a camel’s ass. Well, not really. But there certainly is worse than both of them, musically.
Hank has got the old school punk ethos anger (I think he still has some of that, anyway – not nearly as much as he used to). But Danzig is all satanic and stuff.
So, who does your $10 go on when I tell Danzig that Rollins said he’s short and his mother gives good head?
Rollins would tear Danzig’s heart out and show it to him.
Henry Rollins is much angrier, IMHO, and would do nothing more than get annoyed with all that Satan mumbo-jumbo.
Henry Rollins is meaner, but Glenn Danzig can invoke Satan’s powers and put the supernatural whammy on Rollins’s ass.
Frankly, I’d much rather see them co-starring in a gay porn video.
I agree with Manservant Hecubus. Rollins would leave Danzig screaming, “Mommy! Can I come home and heal tonight?!”
henry rollins…sexiest man alive.
so personally i’d imagine some other scenarios involving him
I would put my money on Henry Rollin’s neck. That thing could beat Danzigs ass on its own. In fact I think it may actually bigger than Glen Danzig.
Scary!
In the long run, Rollins. Not only is he smarter, he’s also funnier and he actually has fans. No matter what the short term outcome, HR would end up in a better position.
In the short run…still Rollins. Danzig, even though I kinda like some of his albums, is still a prancing sissy boy.
I loved the interview with Rollins on VH1. They were talking about all of Johnny Rotten’s (mis)adventures and how wild he was and Rollins said ‘If John Lydon was here right now I’d pet him like lap dog’ and then just smiled.
I’d put the money on Henry Rollins without a doubt. He’d bitch slap that sissy Danzig around for a bit then finish’em off whenever he’s done playing around.
Doesn’t even have to be best 2 of 3. The problem for Danzig being that he’s just another damn Satanic poseur.
When he tries calling on the powers of hell to destroy his opponent Rollins will call on his powers of anger and large muscles and rip Danzig’s head off.
Jonathan “Followed Black Flag in LA 20 years ago” Chance
Q. Who would win in a fight between Glenn Danzig and Henry Rollins?
A. Consumers of music everywhere
Rollins, simply because he’s taller and has more reach. Danzig is a short dude.
Henry Rollins.
Bigger,smarter and more talented.
Rollins, totally. I’m an oldskool Misfits fan, but hell, have you seen Glenn these days? shudder
And pezpunk is spot-on about his neck being able to kick Danzig’s ass alone!
It wouldn’t even be a fight. Rollins would kick Danzig’s ass all over the place, and not even get winded.
As far as I know, there wouldn’t be a fight. Henry Rollins is actually a passivist.
Though, should he lose his self control, no doubt he would let loose years of abuse from family and other bullies he’s dealt with growing up. Its not so much physical with Rollins, just all that pent up frustration.
Oh, sure Gekiganger, ruin our fun with facts.
Well, I’ll assume his pacifist stance is something he’s adopted recently. I saw Rollins kick the holy f-n hell out of some dude at a show. This would have been the “Turned On” tour, so say 11 or 12 years ago.
It’s a little-known fact, but when Henry Rollins presses the four bars of the Black Flag tattoo on his neck in the proper sequence, he gains powers beyond human understanding, including super strength, heat vision, teleportation and mind control.
I think Rollins could probably kick Danzig’s ass, but I don’t think it would come to that. Danzig would stare into his eyes and do some kind of Jedi mind-trick on Rollins.