Teddy Roosevelt in his prime with an axe vs. Eisenhower with a ball peen hammer?
NEED ANSWER FAST!!! (ok, not really)
Pfft, Roosevelt don’t need no axe. So badass he beat down an armed cowboy in a bar fight. So bass he starts a speech with “Friends, I shall ask you to be as quiet as possible. I don’t know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot; but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose.” So badass that when he died the VP at the time said “Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there’d have been a fight.”
Roosevelt would kill, stuff, and have his photo taken with Eisenhower’s corpse.
You imply Ike is not in his prime. That, and giving Teddy an ax makes it an easy victory for him.
Reverse the weapons, and Teddy still wins.
Sorry, posting from my phone which is being resource-choked by pokemon go. I meant to say both in their prime.
Ok, let’s now say that Eisenhower can tag-out and/or team up with Patton with a hacksaw (in his prime, of course).
You give Ike a golf club and then we’ll talk.
Teddy always wins. You can’t hit a man wearing glasses.
Now, if you want to talk prime Teddy vs. prime Abe Lincoln, that might at least be an interesting fight.
The vampire hunting Abe variety?
The standard issue Abe -while a young man - was known for feats of strength and as a nigh-unbeatable wrestler, who lost only once in something like 300 matches. His reach advantage gave lots of guys problems, just as it might for mighty Teddy.
All Teddy needs is a big stick.
Huh, the stuff you learn from the dumbest of threads…go Dope!
Yeah. Kinda like finding a pearl in pelican shit.
Yes.
Lincoln was once challenged to a duel, and as the challenged party was entitled to select the weapons. Instead of pistols, as his challenger probably expected, Lincoln insisted on Scottish broadswords… with the duel fought in a 10X10 pit.
The challenge was withdrawn.
[del]Lincoln single-handedly repelled a Kardashian invasion of Illinois.[/del]
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Ike just needs to assure the battle is fought on a pollen-filled field. Teddy’s asthma will give Ike the win.
Nah, you’re all wrong.
Teddy Roosevelt vs Andrew Jackson. Now that’s a fight.