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So, if Ash from the Evil Dead series and The Man with No Name(Clint Eastwood) from the Spagetti Westerns were to face off, who would win and why?
I know it’s stupid, but it seemed like an interesting idea.
Does Ash have his chainsaw and boomstick? If so, how many six-shooters and/or shotguns does Clint Eastwood have underneath his poncho?
I gotta give the edge to Mr. Eastwood. Just a gut feeling.
Assume a chainsaw and a shotgun for Ash, a revolver and a lever-action rifle for Clint. All fully gassed/loaded, of course.
Ash. I mean, it’s no contest. The man can attach a chainsaw to his severed stump of a hand, yet STILL hold down an assistant managers job at K-Mart. I’m sorry, but Eastwood just can’t top that.
Unless Eastwood makes him memorize something, then Ash is totally screwed.
“I know what you’re thinking. Did he fire five shots or six? I don’t remember myself.”
“Five, six, what are you talking about? What kind of loser does math for fun?”
“Seeing as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off…”
“Yeah, yeah, head, hand, off, whatever.”
I suspect that the question is unanswerable, since Clint now has directorial credit and would insist on getting a speech in, and even in the Leone days got to look seriously cool prior to any act of violence, and Ash would reflexively deflate the moment.
It’s a brand new definition of eternity.
The man can attach a chainsaw to his severed stump of a hand, yet STILL hold down an assistant managers job at K-Mart.
Nitpick: I think you mean S-Mart. Remember don’t shop smart, shop S-Mart.